pasta hippo @jess__rk
service designer. views are my own. she/her. London, England Joined February 2009-
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Can the TikTok girlies please stop putting the Charlotte Tilbury flawless filter applicator directly onto their faces and then back in the pot ☠️☠️☠️ Miss Tilbury needs to be charged for crimes against healthy skin for this
Ugly husband
Ok just seen the front pages about 'sicknote culture'. These arguments are just full of holes. Yes we should care about work and health, but top priority should be helping people *out of work already* not those who take time off sick. First on Fit Notes, this is data since 2019:
The difference is you can enjoy alcohol and chocolate as part of a healthy balanced diet. There is no healthy way to smoke.
The difference is you can enjoy alcohol and chocolate as part of a healthy balanced diet. There is no healthy way to smoke.
Unfortunately the only way to give my cat her medication is to crush the pill up and put it in a spoonful of Greek yogurt
One of my favourite human beings right now 🥲
One of my favourite human beings right now 🥲
This is both heartbreaking & maddening. The creative industries account for more than £100bn to UK economy, 15.9% of all UK service exports.; there is more production space here than anywhere in world outside of Hollywood. RT if agree! #supportthearts theguardian.com/education/2024…
When they say drag is ‘inherently sexual’ and it’s just me performing as the unknown:
When they say drag is ‘inherently sexual’ and it’s just me performing as the unknown:
Cat ownership life. I got something delivered in a cardboard box yesterday and my cats really took a shine to the box so I decided to cut a hole in it for them. Now I gotta live with this darn cardboard box in my room that I can’t throw away.
Ermmmm? Even the tails are still the same as my two!
Ermmmm? Even the tails are still the same as my two! https://t.co/o8UsSf4kv6
Really proud of Luton Town FC tonight at Arsenal, despite defeat. The squad devastated by injuries to some 12 senior players, they had two keepers on the bench plus four teenagers , including a schoolboy. Brave effort in such trying circumstances. Makes you proud to be a Hatter!
So this is what we’re getting instead of a tube extension? The 136 with fewer stops? This has got to be a late April Fools joke.
So this is what we’re getting instead of a tube extension? The 136 with fewer stops? This has got to be a late April Fools joke.
As World Central Kitchen confirm, Israel slaughtered their aid workers despite: 1) Travelling in a deconflicted zone 2) Travelling in cars branded with the WCK logo 3) Coordinating movements with the IDF 4) Leaving a warehouse How can this not be intentional? How?
As World Central Kitchen confirm, Israel slaughtered their aid workers despite: 1) Travelling in a deconflicted zone 2) Travelling in cars branded with the WCK logo 3) Coordinating movements with the IDF 4) Leaving a warehouse How can this not be intentional? How? https://t.co/ejFJEn5DD5
Oh dear. Anyways we’re going to make a fantastic championship team next season.
Oh dear. Anyways we’re going to make a fantastic championship team next season.
Loooooool
Have you ever met a man who described their height as 5’11”? I don’t think I ever have they always round up to 6 foot. Just an observation.
There have been more Watford managers since 2019 than there have been Dalai Lamas since 1589.
There have been more Watford managers since 2019 than there have been Dalai Lamas since 1589.
Mike Townsend @townsendyesmate
10K Followers 1K Following Head of Operations, ADA UK @WarnerMusic (He/Him) / views my own
ld ldn @LDLDN
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me again @HattiRex
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nowt @yo_watson
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Roe 🏳️⚧️ @RoeGraceM
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James Reeve @jereeve
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Jordan Rivera💙📢.. @Jordanriv
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Who told you ManDeep .. @man2deeep
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Accessibility London @A11yLondon
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Austit Assman Spare @Whatevercore999
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INTERRACIAL SEX RACE .. @ABOLISHGIRLBOSS
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DAYS SINCE SECRET DJ .. @TimSherida323
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Tiffany Hayden @Tiffany39687040
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~❀𝒦ℯ𝓁𝓁�.. @kelly_xm_
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The Secret DJ. @SecretDJBook
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750 Followers 3K Following Lots of roles w/@AAATheatre. Autist, NB, trying not to be a circus dog. Things may get personal. Opinions all mine. FR, NL &日本語OK! THEY/she, «elle/iel»,『俺』・私
Matt Stephenson @mattjstephenson
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whyohwhy @chonkypup99
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Robin Allender @robinallender
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Jack @KidbrookeKing
480 Followers 553 Following Don't live in Kidbrooke anymore. Don't even live in Charlton
Ned Pegler @NedPegler
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Reboot 🐟 @RebootGb
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Eghosa Aghedo @aghedoeghosa
405 Followers 1K Following SEMI-PRO CRICKETER REPRESENTING @Nigeria Cricket Federation DIRECTOR OF SPORTS . STUDENTS UNION GOVERNMENT, UNIVERSITY OF BENIN. 2022/2023 SESSION
Olatunde @Olatundemy
6 Followers 142 Following
Helen O'Connor 💙 @HelenOConnorNHS
5K Followers 4K Following 28 years as an NHS nurse. Now NHS Trade union organiser/writing for @M_Star_Online #enoughisenough #joinaunion - Socialist- my views only
Mr Energy @Wesley_James
914 Followers 1K Following Saving you big on domestic and business energy. Quotes taken 15 minutes!
Mike Townsend @townsendyesmate
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anu @noanunoparty
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jack rem @jackremmington
83K Followers 824 Following host, presenter + singer. pop culture & positivity. fish & chips w/ mushy peas stan x
Oliver Jones @I_Skream
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ld ldn @LDLDN
4K Followers 2K Following Play music on @ntslive & other places / NEW Music - 'Harmonic Frequencies Vol.1 on Natural Frequency / Sound design for adverts / Bookings: [email protected]
me again @HattiRex
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Ruf Dug @RufDug
4K Followers 39 Following ORIGINAL TROPICAL CYBERPUNK :::::::::::::::::::: ::: NTS / RUF KUTZ / PIKES / MCR / IBZ •*¨*•.¸¸♪•*¨*•.¸¸♪•*¨*•.¸¸♪
NTS Radio @NTSlive
112K Followers 4K Following Music discovery platform. All shows archived at https://t.co/9jgpSy4Tns next working day. Become an NTS Supporter: https://t.co/K3ceO3EZOa
Bake @BAKEGLA
4K Followers 990 Following a home to a life - rinse fm every last monday from 8 till 10 [email protected]
nowt @yo_watson
805 Followers 2K Following @ryewax postie | 1/2 @itsfyichris buttons | Skill Issue contributor | West Friends | Pingers Parties | surf_10x_final [email protected]
chloé robinson @chloerobinsondj
16K Followers 2K Following 🌏: [email protected] + [email protected] | 🇺🇸: [email protected] | tunes: [email protected] | @prettyweirduk
Sam Fawcett @samfawcett
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Rushey Green Police @MPSRusheyGreen
835 Followers 424 Following Rushey Green Safer Neighbourhoods Team. Do not report crime here, call 101 or 999 in emergency.
Utilita Football @UtilitaFootball
47K Followers 348 Following Official Twitter account of Utilita Football. We power British football - from grassroots to Premier League ⚡️ PAYG energy supplier ➡ @UtilitaEnergy
Taras Bilous @ahatanhel
16K Followers 159 Following Ukrainian socialist, soldier, historian, co-editor of Commons Journal @commonscomua, member of the @SocRuch organization. Born and raised in Luhansk
Dr Rakib Ehsan @rakibehsan
40K Followers 3K Following PhD (Social Integration). Researcher in democracy, politics & governance. Author of Beyond Grievance (Forum Press). Sports fanatic. Spice king. Proud Lutonian.
Sarah Shuffell 🐑�.. @SarahShuffell
795 Followers 679 Following Dog and stick sheep chaser, wilder farmer and grower. Former war journo. Biological Realist. Never not knitting. #braininjurysurvivor hence the typos
Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF
55K Followers 24K Following Founder of Save British Farming, campaigning to join the Single Market to Save British Food. Vote tactically to #StopTheTories
jni 🇵🇸 free fre.. @j_pdre
744 Followers 3K Following opinions all mine but informed by much better ppl's
World Bollard Associa.. @WorldBollard
209K Followers 22 Following The official Twitter account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://t.co/lGlBqCjY49
yeli 🌸 @iseawhales
799 Followers 483 Following formally tweets from debra logan but now gone fishin 🎣✌️ always an angel, never a god? replies to DMs on priv: @digimongaytho
Simpsons LTFC @SimpsonsLTFC
572 Followers 5 Following Luton Town Simpson Memes. Fun for the fans of 742 Kenilworth Road
Andrew Dixon @AndrewDixonARC
667 Followers 1K Following Founder of ARC InterCapital, The Woodhaven Trust and Fairer Share. Land tax campaigner and prison reformer. 👨👩👧👧🏏🐕🔰🏌🏾♂️🔸🍷🗽⚒🗺🇬🇧⚖️🏘💷
Ingrid Robeyns @ingri.. @IngridRobeyns
9K Followers 2K Following Philosopher/economist | Prof @UniUtrecht | Public values (social justice, sustainability, quality of life). Fair economies, caring societies. #limitarianism
Steve Chalke @SteveChalke
47K Followers 333 Following Founder Oasis. We run schools, supported housing, youth & family work, local churches etc. Former UN Special Advisor, Canon @ Southwark Cathedral. Palace fan!
Chiedozie Ogbene @EdozieOgbene
24K Followers 98 Following “You must be willing to do the things today others won't do, in order to have the things tomorrow others won't have”- Les brown
Zack | The Traitors U.. @_zackdavies
3K Followers 32 Following short bald bloke, says weird things at the wrong times, known for greedily gobbling down roast dinners on National TV - Instagram: _ZackDavies
Jimi Famurewa @Jimfam
9K Followers 1K Following Writer, broadcaster & Evening Standard restaurant critic. Represented by @kbjmanagement + @immmy. Listen to my podcast: https://t.co/IrFWaoXowS
Kate Hardy @katerhardy
5K Followers 2K Following Interests: Marxist-Feminism, Hollyoaks, UK Garage. All views my own, obviously. She/her.
Emer Kenny @MissEmerKenny
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Sir Hiss @SirHissBristol
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GeoConfirmed @GeoConfirmed
183K Followers 200 Following Map and Investigations = https://t.co/fKEp7FqbhI Managed by volunteers. Data shared with @Cen4InfoRes and @Bellingcat You can help us: https://t.co/9JWTu6EMRr
alex thomson @alextomo
136K Followers 4K Following Chief Correspondent and Presenter, Channel 4 News.
CAll_SE6 @CAll_SE6
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A4HMO @a4_hmo
83 Followers 99 Following Article 4 secured - now monitoring Lewisham Council on stopping rogue developers, regulating landlords, licensing HMOs and protecting residents & communities.
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622 Followers 948 Following Radical. Feminist. Stoner. Veggie. Data nerd. Housing/homelessness. #XR. NWBTCW. If you have a problem with any of the above, move along...
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14K Followers 6K Following If you want to change your life, we’re here for you. We’re a charity that can help with challenges including drugs, alcohol, housing, health and wellbeing.
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2K Followers 3 Following I'm coming to eat all the deliciousness in Great Britain this year! Highbrow, lowbrow, snacks & everything in between! Use this account to tell me where to go!
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Peter Tatchell @PeterTatchell
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Lewisham Heritage @LewHeritage
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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@MetOfficeCE @metofficece
3K Followers 457 Following Official account of Met Office Chief Executive: Professor Penny Endersby CBE FREng. Weather, climate, physics, big data, AI, equality & diversityWorking at a table in a cafe today and my posture is, how do you say, not good right now. Folded up into a C shape, hunched over and not thriving. I was not born to sit at a table answering emails on a laptop. I should be running through a field or building a boat with my hands.
Man gets bitten by a fox after saying how well behaved they are
Ok just seen the front pages about 'sicknote culture'. These arguments are just full of holes. Yes we should care about work and health, but top priority should be helping people *out of work already* not those who take time off sick. First on Fit Notes, this is data since 2019:
Forgot about how all this affects Bastani for a split second there
As a British Iranian I’ve only ever been called a ‘coloniser’ by white nationalists, including to my face, so this makes a change.
Your bf got up this morning, dusted off his Birkenstocks from under the bed and packed his Phonica tote with his MacBook Air for another long hard day of letting his co-workers know he listens to NTS Radio
Testosterone is often thought of as a male hormone, but this could not be further from the truth. Women also produce testosterone from their ovaries, adrenal glands as well as the brain, and it has many functions around the body. However, production of testosterone usually…
@jasmineelgamal After reading the stories about October 7, and how many were killed by the IDF’s own actions… Nothing would surprise about what could happen next.
Which set of fans has seen their side go top of the table and which set of fans has seen their side give everything in the battle to stay up?
I do this with my £12 crucifix necklace whenever I share in meetings which makes me look like I am channelling the spirit of God when in fact I just get frightened sometimes when I'm being vulnerable
girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
People with bad eyesight love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
We’ve just been contacted by Jacob Rees-Mogg’s programme on GB News, asking for someone from our team to be interviewed. Absolutely not. We turn down every single request for GB News. @EveryDoctorUK
ポスター届いております🔥 @prins_thomas @ahbpro
Whoever first decided to put pomegranate seeds on salads. Wow. Bravo sir. I bet they all thought you were crazy didn't they.
It’s May 2014. Jordan Clark and Luke Berry play their final game for their respective clubs in the 5th tier of English football. Two months shy of 10 years later Berry assists Clark for his first goal in the Premier League for Luton Town. Only at our remarkable club.
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