jesse “soft j” raub @jesseraub
https://t.co/sQHAfKVOBn writer, formerly for @seriouseats, bylines in @vulture, @polygon, @tonemsn and other places linktr.ee/jesseraub Madison, WI Joined September 2008-
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extremely grateful that @Polygon let me write about how Shōgun is a historical war epic without any actual war. new piece live today: polygon.com/24138469/shogu…
i've been posting predominantly to bluesky for almost a year now and when i log in here I'm flabbergasted at why anyone would stay. an absolutely unusable interface, massive population of unhinged bots, and godawful assault on the senses amount of misinformation. this place sucks
Spring means ramp season! And @jesseraub has some tips (and a pizza recipe!) to help you take advantage of this rare, seasonal, aromatic that "pack[s] the pungency of raw garlic into a spring-onion flavor profile." tonemadison.com/articles/small…
i did a new funny : ) @PointsinCase just published my latest short humor piece pointsincase.com/articles/eight…
if you missed it this morning, my latest short humor piece is out today! pointsincase.com/articles/eight…
if you missed it this morning, my latest short humor piece is out today! pointsincase.com/articles/eight…
Our more extensive coverage of the 2024 @wifilmfest kicks off today with @jesseraub's reading of the William Castle camp-horror classic THE TINGLER (1959). Its two screenings on Fri, Apr 5, at 6 and 8:15 p.m. include its original "Percepto" gimmick. tonemadison.com/articles/screa…
did i ever post this one here
i wrote this!
i wrote about knife sharpening for @ToneMSN! it can be an intimidating subject, but luckily here in Madison we have a great resource in Wisconsin Cutlery & Kitchen Supply!
i wrote about knife sharpening for @ToneMSN! it can be an intimidating subject, but luckily here in Madison we have a great resource in Wisconsin Cutlery & Kitchen Supply!
I'm so glad @jesseraub and @StinaDale let me get away with this headline choice
I'm so glad @jesseraub and @StinaDale let me get away with this headline choice
i wrote this one, too! what an episode!
i wrote this!
here's my take on the second episode of Shōgun!
hey! I wrote this recap! check out what i thought of Shōgun's pilot!
hey! I wrote this recap! check out what i thought of Shōgun's pilot!
and I wrote this one too! my recap of episode 2 of Shōgun for @vulture (spoiler: it's a really incredible show, but this episode isn't as fine-tuned as the pilot)
and I wrote this one too! my recap of episode 2 of Shōgun for @vulture (spoiler: it's a really incredible show, but this episode isn't as fine-tuned as the pilot)
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this is so good
i did a new funny : ) @PointsinCase just published my latest short humor piece pointsincase.com/articles/eight…
@scottgordonwi @jesseraub @wifilmfest Vincent Price’s mother was my grandpa’s cousin. There might be a better way to state that in genealogy terms? I’ve got a letter from VP’s father responding to my grandpa’s request for help finding a job, which cracks me up
"If you’ve guessed that half the fun is hearing Vincent Price’s distinct vocal timbre and cadence as he says, 'the Tingler…' over and over again, then, well, you’re right." That is some very good @jesseraub content. More @wifilmfest previews to come next week!
Our more extensive coverage of the 2024 @wifilmfest kicks off today with @jesseraub's reading of the William Castle camp-horror classic THE TINGLER (1959). Its two screenings on Fri, Apr 5, at 6 and 8:15 p.m. include its original "Percepto" gimmick. tonemadison.com/articles/screa…
Our more extensive coverage of the 2024 @wifilmfest kicks off today with @jesseraub's reading of the William Castle camp-horror classic THE TINGLER (1959). Its two screenings on Fri, Apr 5, at 6 and 8:15 p.m. include its original "Percepto" gimmick. tonemadison.com/articles/screa…
Can we skype in Lisa and Marques this broadcast is unlistenable
In his newest "Small Bites" column, @jesseraub deep dives into knives and knife sharpening in preparation for spring vegetables, with help from Michelle Dietz of Wisconsin Cutlery and Kitchen Supply. Illustrated frame by Shaysa Sidebottom. tonemadison.com/articles/small…
I'm so glad @jesseraub and @StinaDale let me get away with this headline choice
In his newest "Small Bites" column, @jesseraub deep dives into knives and knife sharpening in preparation for spring vegetables, with help from Michelle Dietz of Wisconsin Cutlery and Kitchen Supply. Illustrated frame by Shaysa Sidebottom. tonemadison.com/articles/small…
Blackthorne learns some tough lessons about what his new home considers a matter of life and death. Read more in Vulture’s recap of ‘Shōgun’ episode five, ‘Broken to the Fist.’ trib.al/oOWkZwG
@jesseraub @vulture Hell yeah man nice job getting Vulture'd!!
Introducing "Small Bites," a new monthly series by @jesseraub that explores the broader world of food and drink in Madison through approachable and specific experiences. The inaugural column shows how to incorporate Aleppo pepper into everyday cooking. 👨🍳 tonemadison.com/articles/small…
A fun fact about tomorrow’s newsletter is that it features the debut of a new @jesseraub food column!!
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@jesseraub @havehadhavehad now I need you write a PI novel for me to read. this was fun
This rocks
well, here it is: the best thing i’ve ever written, published on @havehadhavehad. it’s short and you should read it and then tell your friends to read it and sing my praises until they ring out through the empty echoes of this town’s abandoned streets. havehashad.com/hadposts/i-am-…
This is amazing
well, here it is: the best thing i’ve ever written, published on @havehadhavehad. it’s short and you should read it and then tell your friends to read it and sing my praises until they ring out through the empty echoes of this town’s abandoned streets. havehashad.com/hadposts/i-am-…
This is phenomenal
well, here it is: the best thing i’ve ever written, published on @havehadhavehad. it’s short and you should read it and then tell your friends to read it and sing my praises until they ring out through the empty echoes of this town’s abandoned streets. havehashad.com/hadposts/i-am-…
.@jesseraub 🎯 “I love hobnobbing with all types of little alien freaks because it allows my relatable, Southern disposition to come through even though this movie takes place in New York City. I probably love my wife but she’s not in the script.” havehashad.com/lohy6
i have two secondhand accounts about tommy lee jones. my middle school science teacher played polo with him and said he was an asshole. my grandma worked with TLJ’s mom or grandma, i forget which one. anyway she knew him as a kid and said he was an asshole
well, here it is: the best thing i’ve ever written, published on @havehadhavehad. it’s short and you should read it and then tell your friends to read it and sing my praises until they ring out through the empty echoes of this town’s abandoned streets. havehashad.com/hadposts/i-am-…