Jack @jfksafk
local hot bartender Massachusetts, USA Joined May 2014-
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I was in a customers house the other day and they had this same exact dog except it was freshly cut so it’s hair was perfectly round I legit squealed like a child when I saw him and I scared the customer. One of the best pets of my life tho ong
I was in a customers house the other day and they had this same exact dog except it was freshly cut so it’s hair was perfectly round I legit squealed like a child when I saw him and I scared the customer. One of the best pets of my life tho ong
I’ve been going up to older people all day bringing up the death of OJ and then after they make their remarks I go “yeah I don’t think he did it though, just not enough evidence” and their reactions have been absolutely priceless
Genetically speaking when I see an attractive woman with red hair there is nothin I can do and I will be in love with her for the rest of the time
If you can’t explain your job to me as if I was a medieval peasant you either do something illegal or not useful for society. The only exception being engineers, they’re definitely doing something I just can’t tell you what
I remember in my senior year health class me and my best friend just lied to to the teacher and told her we already gave our presentation last class and she said it was really good and she just gave us an A
I remember in my senior year health class me and my best friend just lied to to the teacher and told her we already gave our presentation last class and she said it was really good and she just gave us an A
It’s a good day to watch this monkey play mariokart on Tik tok live
Jeep drivers may wave to eachother but I’ve seen Tesla drivers blow kisses to eachother which seems way weirder
I don’t like the name for flip-flops because they are most certainly flopping but flipping? Preposterous, an absolute mockery of its namesake
This gotta be the worse thing the Catholic Church has ever done by a long shot
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Adam @YSylon
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Michael @boymilkandhoney
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okayest guy you know @emergencyzackup
562 Followers 276 Following dilettante, womanizer, and suspected communist
Tee Kidd @semiprofrog
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Nicholas Hollywood �.. @iamhollywood_x
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THE lusty argonian ma.. @lindawg
28K Followers 2K Following biiiiiiiiig skyrim guy. bad streamer. jokester. hipshaker. @groceryboiz member. check me out on twitch.
kscraps @kelly_scraps
8K Followers 1K Following i was the first guy playing daft punk to the rock kids. she/her.
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
Deacon Blues, MBA �.. @JotaroPujo
3K Followers 1K Following Groovy Type, Bucket Hat Dude ||TTU Alum 🇳🇬 ||He/Him|| 26
pete davidson pls cal.. @margebertha
5K Followers 950 Following hottest girl in Delaware who lives in Boston now • 27 • she/her • 💖💜💙 #BLM #ACAB #FREEPALESTINE
Cam @UnlikeMetal
970 Followers 848 Following ⓘ This user is a Chinese State affiliated media representative
himbo simp ⚘️ ( �.. @EnchiLevvy
3K Followers 3K Following makes tiny laugh jokes on rare occasion level 23 wizard | 🎷twitter sax icon | JoJo Main | @EnchiLwd SINGLE
Soup @soupinthering
39K Followers 742 Following muay thai • vegan• life is not a sparring match it’s a dog fight
𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖔.. @valkalrie
6K Followers 542 Following ohio’s fave goth || classical studies degree || horror || fashion || crow in human form || frog catcher || irl court jester || tip jar in bio :) 🦇🖤🏺|-/
frank @secret_frank_
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𝐃𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐞�.. @shanetweeted
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Shai Hulud 🇰🇪 @astartes_
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Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
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plantydirt 🌱 @plantydirt
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Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_2077
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forest REMOVE LANESWA.. @forestwithout
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Spideraxe @Spideraxe30
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Issa @Spear_shot
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Planty480 @planty480
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kirby reed stan accou.. @lilnintendogay
69 Followers 88 Following 🏳️🌈. 25. he/him. back on twitter again i guess.
Dantes @doaenel
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Sam O'Nella @Sam_ONella
346K Followers 173 Following Hey, it's that stick figure from YouTube. no the other one.
okayest guy you know @emergencyzackup
562 Followers 276 Following dilettante, womanizer, and suspected communist
Solid JJ @SolidusJJ
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Tee Kidd @semiprofrog
26 Followers 205 Following “They are tall, strong and listen to sad music.” I don’t know what you’re expecting …something cool to happen?
Greentext Reposter @GreenTextRepost
454K Followers 164 Following Reposting the best 4chan greentexts. Dm submissions, no links (just cause it’s posted doesn’t mean it’s endorsed) send non greentexts to @blacknredtext
Nasty Nat (Natty Dadd.. @playbunnyLA
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kenzi @kenzianidiot
62K Followers 4K Following follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her
In the last 5 days gangplank has - Lost Skill expression (bug is STILL in the game) - Lost his 4 year Starting Item (Essence Reaver) - Lost his Second Best Item (Navori) please check up on your gangplank friends, we are not ok
DO NOT PICK GANGPLANK. IT IS A FREE LOSS. One of his combos is disgustingly bugged on North America and other servers while working as intended on other servers like EUW. DO NOT LOCK IN GANGPLANK. Left Video is NA, the right video takes place in EUW. @RiotPhroxzon @RiotPhreak
I have depression.
Essence Reaver changes: - Sheen replaced by BF Sword - Cost increased by 300 - No longer has a spellblade effect, instead restores 15 + 10% bonus AD mana on-hit - Crit chance increased to 25% - AD and ability haste increased by 5
@pastryarm no fr guy was talking about “I’m 70 you gonna fight me?” like old mfs really think they can be racist w no consequences but also I really had to go 😭
I’m not even joking my Uber driver just got out of the car to fight another driver bc he told my driver to go back to his country
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college molly is back (doing a full face of makeup on the commuter rail)
yea the writers really cooked with this Ultimate Kevin arc this is the best version of Ben fr
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bro said 😁😁😐😁
@jeandeauxmusic climbing up a tree for some beef is crazy
imagine finding out your cat is a terrible person like this
This was my fav bc the dogs came in like “Tf y’all got going on”. 😂😂😂
This was my fav bc the dogs came in like “Tf y’all got going on”. 😂😂😂
Turns out I really did give her the best 2 mins and 30 secs of her life
I don't think y'all have a healthy enough fear of prions so let me help you w that
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@VicVijayakumar wouldn't have led with "hey buddy" if i actually wanted a response
@johnchurchley lol new early retirement strategy just dropped
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Thank you TheLorax i was always a fan of the movie 🙏
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