Jack Stapleton @jnrstapleton

same username on the other one Southampton, England Joined December 2010

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out of context the thick of it @OOCThickOfIt

8 months ago

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Neo @NeoWokio

8 months ago

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

The Spectator Index @spectatorindex

8 months ago

8 straight hours of office work is totally fine though! We promise!

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out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee

8 months ago

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#Gaza ceasefire is such a relief - tho it could’ve been agreed months ago & saved so much pain. And effects of genocide will be felt for years - unexploded ordinance, destruction of infrastructure, health system etc. Lasting peace must mean end to occupation & a Palestinian state

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Ron Iver @ronnui_

2 years ago

My fav part of Dune 2 is at the end when present-day Timothée Chalamet wakes up in his L.A. apartment and is like "phew, it was all a dream" but then he finds a bunch of sand in his pocket and he looks right into the camera and says "I guess we're really Dune this"

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Effin' Birds @EffinBirds

9 months ago

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston

10 months ago

[Scooby Doo at an interview] Interviewer: May I see your CV? Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may! Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.

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@ratlimit @ratlimit

11 months ago

why tf do they say Michigan looks like a 'mitten'. the thumb would have to be huge

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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_

11 months ago

no-vember. just no. I’m done.

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Sarah O'Connor @sarahoconnor_

11 months ago

Lots of post-mortems today & questioning of what Biden/Harris did wrong, but this is the key chart for me, from the brilliant @jburnmurdoch. It's a uniquely terrible year for incumbents everywhere. ft.com/content/e8ac09…

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Giles Wilkes @Gilesyb

11 months ago

No one should ever be forced to care this much about something they can do so little about

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katie spalding @supermathskid

11 months ago

Help! I (36F) blocked my ex (53M) on twitter but then he spent $44 billion and renamed the entire website after himself so he could see my tweets again

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Brendan May @bmay

11 months ago

Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.

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Shell @Shellerina_

a year ago

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

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Jaythechou @jaythechou

12 months ago

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1305

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Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte

a year ago

Them - “Everyone is autistic now” *sees planes delayed, trains behind schedule, boats crashing into bridges* Me - I don’t think so

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++++ @martiniposting

3 years ago

The man who threw my full sparkling water and untouched scone away when I briefly got up from my table because he “didn’t know anyone was sitting there” is now sitting across the cafe reading How to Win Friends and Influence People

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goth princess @RiscoKerm

a year ago

I bring a sort of “why do we do it this way” vibe to the work place that most don’t like

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Froggy Fables @froggy_fables

a year ago

@superTV247 It has now been revealed that an 8 year old boy was also placed on the island by mistake and is now trapped alone with Phillip Schofield. A spokesman said “this is the one thing we didn’t want to happen”.