jon lelek @johnny_lelek
1st place winner of the '97 sperm dash Joined November 2012-
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I love how every American decade has a staple luxury item 1980’s: jewelry/watches 1990’s: sports cars 2000’s: cell phones/tech 2020’s: ✨ groceries ✨
Only down to 1 antidepressant now instead of 2
Still about to fucking cum over this last night- 2 Indian butter chicken entrees for 5.90
whatever happened to bad 2000’s lingo? I wanna Uh oh, awko taco! my way out of a conversation again
Afterpay is suuuuuch a bad idea guys does no one else see it 😭😭
When you girlboss too hard that now you have responsibilities >:(
The most insane thing about living in colorado is seeing dudes every day that could be either homeless or make 170K per year
Why is everybody so scared of the word bukkake so what a bunch of dudes came on you I’d say that’s positive attention
Sliced off the end of my finger making sushi the other night
When christians write ✨Romans 8:18💞 on like a park bench, what do they think we’re gonna do? like hold on lemme grab the Bible I keep stuffed in my back pocket … be serious
Sat in a 2 1/2 hour meeting about company PTO policy with graphs and bar charts I swear if a member of a Hunter gatherer society saw what I did their brain would melt into fucking pudding
this is exactly what it feels like….
I asked an AI chat bot to send me a photo of itself and this is what it sent ASJDJXNSDNDNSNSJKKSSS
girl on the train having her DUI phone court hearing on speaker phone. Like bby girl can’t you find some headphones😭😭😭😭
Them: have you been watching anything good lately? Me:
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😈. ANKIT. (AHIR). .. @ANKITAH94481683
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Jeremy T. @WatershedAnth
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jacob h @jhawkharding
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Kansas Jayhawk Fans @FansOfKU
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Joe Libeer @Joekemon
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KU Triangle @KUTriangle
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Craig Lee @craiglee70
271 Followers 238 Following Physical Therapist, business owner, husband, father of 3 great kids! Rock Chalk!
Elyse Smith @ElyseSmithWX
6K Followers 1K Following Living a joy-filled life, one forecast at a time 🔸 Meteorologist in HOU🔸 @ABC13Elyse 🔸 @ValpoU Alum🔸 Chicago Native 🔸 Retweets are not endorsements
moody little rat @badluckryann_
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The Classic Males @classicmales
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Lucas Sweeney @bugginggout
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Good Boi @goodboi_kneels
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Victoria Carson @victoriajunee23
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local shelter dog @SpacemanJake
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@lindypatagonia Yeah but I still listen to the punk music of my youth and haven't sold out on the inside. Oh shit, it's past 10 on a Friday. Bedtime
How do I get Ben from #Survivor46 to follow me around and narrate whether everything in my life “rocks” or “does not rock”??
@dom_lucre That’s how Biden signs bills.
@Larryjamieson_ @BichonRedux Also a generation whose parents broke their backs to give them a better life, who in turn decided to give their wealth away to casinos and my favorite "I'm not giving you kids anything when I die, you need to earn it yourself" -Boomer whose parents left them all they had.
@ramit Rent goes up. Mortgage payments don’t. And when you leave at the end you get nothing. You spent a lot of money and built no equity or wealth let alone missing out on tax benefits.
@ramit This guy is bought and paid for by the "You will own nothing and like it" Gaslight series. So his buddies can buy middle America.
@ramit You have missed out in the GREATEST RE WEALTH CREATION in this country. At a minimum owning a home means living for free. Renting is a sunk cost and rents will keep rising.
@ramit Been in my home since 2016. Value has increased from $520k to $790k. No repairs or renovations are costing $270k. And for anyone who says “Yeah but you have to pay property taxes,” all renters pay property taxes via rent payments to their landlord.
Listen, I know this lady seems too stupid to be real but as a divorce attorney lemme just tell you, three vast majority of the people in this country are absolutely terrible with money. I cannot tell you the number of times I have had to advise a client that
This is the psychotic thing I’ve ever seen on TikTok, and that is…saying a lot
Friend is being kicked out of his flat that has a garden because the landlord wants to charge much, much higher rent. Friend has carefully removed every single thing he planted. Landlord: “it’s worth more with all the fucking plants, how am I meant to get more rent now?!”
@ParissAthena Arizona just passed sleeping in your car as legal if you want any indication of how it’s going
Can someone tell me if the cost of living ever comes back down or do costs just keep rising? Like I’m trying to understand what happens when most ppl can no longer afford to contribute to society in a very noticeable way?
I saw a video recently on TikTok of a young man complaining that life is unlivable on 60k a year and his car payment was $900 a month "Which I know is a lot but I need a nice car and it'll last me forever" and I felt the most boomer I have ever felt.
@GuyDealership Paying $1,300 a month for a Jeep is crazy.
@GuyDealership I drive a 2010 Shitbox and my payment is $0
@gbrl_dick mildly insane that plastic spatulas are legal
@gbrl_dick cup of benzene and asbestos on the side to wash it down
@gbrl_dick then we had coffee
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