jonthan @jonniboy9
The Revolution Will be Auto-Renewed Getting Lando at Tanta Joined November 2019-
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I wanna start getting organ transplants just so I can inherit peoples memories
Lots of lonely young men in my direct messages asking me how to make friends and I’m very sad to say that 40% of them and I calculated this 40% of them come from Toronto
anyone else notice that Gen z hardly use butlers anymore?? they look at a butler and think it’s just a guy who serves you. they don’t understand they’re also our best friends and closest confidants 😂😂
Bearpaws commercial in which a talking bear says his mom loves them because “there’s only real stuff in them.” Deeply troubling statement philosophically
Bug being weak to Fire is because if you throw bugs in a fire they die
Bug being weak to Fire is because if you throw bugs in a fire they die
It’s mad litter outside today😏 #CityWorkersWithAIDS
Looks like mommy just got a banger 😎 Siri, cancel my “suicide” reminder this evening
We should make sure the vigilantes only kill acquitted defendants who *actually* did it though. Maybe if there was a carefully selected committee of ostensibly unbiased people that could hear all points of evidence for or against and decide if the vigilantes should be deployed.
We should make sure the vigilantes only kill acquitted defendants who *actually* did it though. Maybe if there was a carefully selected committee of ostensibly unbiased people that could hear all points of evidence for or against and decide if the vigilantes should be deployed.
Fun fact: the "Metroidvania" genre of games is named from a combination of Metroid and Pennsylvania
God please give me a husband I be hornny
Why is his supportive friend fucking an octopus
Why is his supportive friend fucking an octopus
I didn’t even realize strippers loved guys who play yugioh and collect yugioh cards so much
Just started Hinge. Going really well. First and only match is a woman who wanted to know why I thought she'd go out with me
I didn’t even realize strippers loved sensitive guys who love The Smiths and David Lynch so much
i am surrounded by weaklings
they’re saying 11:30 am on thursday is the new 5:00 pm on a friday
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just saw a bird get a worm at 6:45 pm. it’s never too late guys
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Draft Stephen A. 2028 @SASForPres
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jessica @motherbimbo
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Valbun @Valbun_
291K Followers 632 Following 🇲🇽 | ENG/ESP | she/her | A bunny that draws | Partnered with @GamerSupps Code: VALBUN | 🦇 ✉️ [email protected]
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lily @hondacrvthe3rd
13K Followers 1K Following silly sometimes. serious also but not often • ⚢ • @mushroomfruit
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Schmrgl @Schmrgl
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4.1M Followers 247 Following Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
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