Jonathan Norris @jonnorris12
owner of fishmongers in Hackney E9,Pimlico sw1 and tufnel pk nw5 Specialising in great quality Cornish and scottish caught fish and shellfish.Spurs fan. #COYS g.page/jonathan-norri… e9,sw1,nw5 Joined February 2012-
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Spare a thought for poor Count Binface this Thursday. Years spent establishing himself as a joke candidate for London mayor, and then the Tories run Susan Hall.
@BestOfDullMen See if its stick will point you to our nearest store…
This app, for all its many faults, remains undefeated.
This app, for all its many faults, remains undefeated.
Served with roasted jerseys, chorizo and olives. Loads lemon and parsley.
Just found out my elderly dad was paying £182 a month for Sky 😱😱😱
Evil demon from a 17th century painting in Gdańsk cathedral. The legend has it that he is reborn each century. It is said that he procreates wildly, steals everything, spreads lies and division and causes chaos wherever he goes.
Glorious!
Not sure this is the best picture to illustrate this
Not sure this is the best picture to illustrate this
First believable one for ages.
Never gets old.
Can’t help but be reminded of this gem from Paul Merson.
AH HEARD THE RENT BOY CAME OOT AYS NANE BINARY. ANOTHER WAY AY SAYIN THE UGLY GINGER CUNT CANNAE GET HIS HOLE WITH EITHER MEN OR WOMEN. MAYBE HE NEEDS TAE THINK ABOUT HIS GINGER FUCKIN PUBES AS THE REASON
If anyone has lost some false teeth ive just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago! Hope this is helpful!
Not a great deal of support for Lawrenson in the replies. ‘65 and white? More like 65 and shite’ Being my particular favourite.
Not a great deal of support for Lawrenson in the replies. ‘65 and white? More like 65 and shite’ Being my particular favourite.
Craig @craig_pankhurst
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@jonnorris12 @TatwsTrading British Queens or Golden Wonder then. All are floury.
@jonnorris12 @TatwsTrading You’re thinking Roosters Jon. Red skin, floury.
The EU is the greatest peace project in human history. 🇪🇺❤️🇬🇧❤️🇪🇺❤️🇬🇧
@jonnorris12 @richiecoys @JerseySpur5 Once you hit 50 most trousers look like this.
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@jonnorris12 I reckon you’ve had Sharpes Express very old variety & tasty & floury 👌👌
@jonnorris12 @Pipey78 Struck me as suspect that Oliver had a word with Sarr when he was trying to get in between White and Vic. More should have been made of that.
@Pipey78 And it's not even cheating. You just 'play the referee'. Do what you have to do to protect your goalie, see what he lets you get away with. Do it to their keeper too. White did what he did because he could. We waited for Oliver to help us. Naive.
@jonnorris12 Along with 3yearletterman they are just the best
@jonnorris12 @CookPassTim ah ok having checked his other posts it's a very funny (rare) satire account
@jonnorris12 @JerseySpur5 @richiecoys We could piss all over those prices!
This is what the jobs all about Ulster Prince freshly Dug 😍😍😍😍😍
@cyberistia @jonnorris12 oh the face on the tangerine tyrant!
Rather than moaning about what White and Co get up at set pieces, manipulating officials in play etc, I think we as a team would be far better served picking up a few such tricks of our own and implementing them We are far far too “nice”
What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m having curried lamb chops in a ginger heavy tomato sauce, basmati and cucumber raita. No beer because I forgot to buy any. Chocolate ice cream.
I'm in Manchester Airport and it's filled with women with new white sneakers, fresh spray tans and freshly blow dried hair. Hopeful.