Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

twu Alpha O 💫 Joined June 2014

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melanin monroe @bubae_n

4 years ago

the feminine urge to start sentences with “i think” when in actuality, i know for a fact

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

Hey there, sunshine ☀️🥰

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Sharareh Drury @shararehdrury

4 years ago

Michael Jackson’s death :/

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

!!! I don’t blame her for the way she’s reacting, but I can’t imagine being in Blake’s shoes😬 #TheBacheloretteFinale

Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_

4 years ago

!!! I don’t blame her for the way she’s reacting, but I can’t imagine being in Blake’s shoes😬 #TheBacheloretteFinale

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

Katie is really giving Greg what he deserves 😭 #TheBachelorette

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Team USA @TeamUSA

4 years ago

An icon. cc: @Simone_Biles #GymTrials21

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riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza

4 years ago

yeah, Chris Evans 🙄

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Abbie @abbienicbranch

4 years ago

tired of me yet?

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

never met a sunset i didn’t like

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

Girls: don’t be scared to gain muscle mass/weight!! 125 lbs -> 147 lbs and never felt betterrrr ⚡️

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we’re not really strangers @wnrstweets

4 years ago

growth is glamorized. tbh it hurts

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

Ma’am you actually invented gymnastics!

Simone Biles @Simone_Biles

4 years ago

Ma’am you actually invented gymnastics!

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

I actually just need someone to dedicate Joy Of My Life by Chris Stapleton to me, is that too much to ask for???

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trash jones @jzux

4 years ago

ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans

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The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46

4 years ago

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings. We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

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Jordan Englert @jordanenglert

4 years ago

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small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie

5 years ago

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written