joshcaps.bsky.social @joshcaps77

basically, I'm ridiculous. he/him/his. Joined February 2019

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Kam ✨🌟💫 @spacejamkamart

10 months ago

If Indigenous ppl are telling you…That a word used against some of our relatives in our community is a slur and we disapprove of it, and there are articles online saying that the word was used by colonizers as a tool of racism….Wouldn’t you want to idk believe us???????

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anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls

10 months ago

*door in my house opens on its own* me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

10 months ago

Always be kind unless you're inconvenienced in any minor way.

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andi ♡ @momofroggie

10 months ago

“don’t post wicked spoilers!!” so fun fact it’s actually a 21 year old musical adapted from a 29 year old book which is based on an 85 year old movie which is adapted from a 124 year old book

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sophie @netcapgirl

10 months ago

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger

10 months ago

If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

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Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano

11 months ago

everyone who voted for this dumb fuck is a dumb fuck it’s a circle of dumb fuckery

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

11 months ago

everyone who voted for this dumb fuck is a dumb fuck it’s a circle of dumb fuckery

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simone de bolivar @billieanania

11 months ago

“the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch

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Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE

11 months ago

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

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The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost

11 months ago

BREAKING: The ethics report on Matt Gaetz reportedly includes a paragraph that he had to go to the hospital after one drug-fueled party to remove a 12-inch fist dildo that had got stuck up his butt, but we’ll never know for sure if that’s false until the report is released.

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James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik

11 months ago

Spirit Airlines going bankrupt is really sad because there’s now a real risk of millions of Americans never knowing what it’s like to have a 15 hour layover at Orlando International to save $50 on a ticket to a place 6 hours away

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Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth

11 months ago

The Onion has a chance to do the funniest thing ever x.com/cnnbrk/status/…

CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk

11 months ago

The Onion has a chance to do the funniest thing ever x.com/cnnbrk/status/…

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SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient

11 months ago

Staying in an AirBNB: "The key is buried in the yard, use the pink metal detector to find it. Kitchen has 3 utensils you've never seen before and 7 bottles of spices no one likes. The rabid wolverine in the crawl space is friendly. Please re-tile the shower when you check out."

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sophie @netcapgirl

11 months ago

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

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chase @_chase_____

11 months ago

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

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Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX

11 months ago

Matt Gaetz was the sole no vote on a law to combat human trafficking in 2017. The one and only no vote.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

11 months ago

They’re letting women who are miscarrying die from sepsis and forcing rape survivors to carry their rapist’s babies to term. They’re promising to repeal the Affordable Care Act with nothing to replace it. If anyone is teaching a fear of pregnancy, it’s them.