joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

Crazy like a fox. Sugar Land, TX Joined February 2008

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

6 years ago

I love you, @philwickham.

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6 years ago

I’ve only recently learned that if you want to make me anxious and uncomfortable in my own home, simply tell me you’re coming over but don’t tell me exactly when.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Love that freezing rain, Maine.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Man, @sajabraham is an inspiration.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

oh man. @aliciakeys is unreal.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Oh how I’m regretting that Photoshop update.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

It’s a rare occurrence but my cable-hoarding habit has paid off again today. Thanks, giant tub of cables!

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

There’s nothing like driving 1.5 hours through the snow to make you really appreciate driving another 1.5 hours through the rain.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Just learned the hard way that you can’t carry a jar of Nutella (or its generic equivalent) onto a plane. For shame.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Heard in church, regarding the incarnate Christ: “Jesus is the original carne asada.” Sacrilicious.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

My deep desire for time travel this morning was solely focused not on correcting one of my many past regrets but on going back to the beginning of last night to get a little more sleep.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

“Gregarious” never means what I think it means.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

I love night drives. Right now it’s me, an open road, my time capsule of an iPod, and so much nostalgia.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

You know when you get to that point when you're not sure if what you're working on is actually any good but you push through anyway? That was me 3 hours ago.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

7 years ago

Typing away. Headphones on. @celinedion blasting? You bet. It’s that kinda night.

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I shared a table at Starbucks with a gentleman playing his PS4 for the past couple of hours and it wasn’t until he got up to leave just now that I realized he had a huge Labrador under the table. Makes me question whether my spidey-sense is malfunctioning or just nonexistent.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

8 years ago

What a car ride! In the last 20 minutes, I saw a car hit a girl on a bike (they both were fine) and heard @christhile and band cover @BenFolds on the radio. Man, I gotta get out more.

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joshuapthomas @joshuapthomas

8 years ago

Sometimes I feel like we’re just terribly loud and annoying upstairs neighbors and I feel bad about it. Not bad enough to actually apologize but enough that I’ll actually tiptoe at night.