jordan johnson @jtrouttt
jordan johnson est. 9.20.14 mama est. 10.27.16 & 1.15.19 Joined November 2009-
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I just registered my last baby for Pre-K 😭 I am unwell
I slept through the night for the first time in WEEKS and not to be dramatic but everything that has ever been wrong with me is now cured ™️
Every apocalyptic tv show/movie I watch just further solidifies that I am going to off myself as soon as possible in any end of the world scenario. As soon as my kids are gone I am gone. Peace out suckas I do not have the mental capacity or survival skills for that shit
My 3 year old has a stuffed dog named Buttercup. She introduced him to the neighbors and said "His name is Buttercup because he likes butter and cups" 😂
I got winded from putting the laundry in the washer 😭
Very unsure how I'm going to show up for my kids parade at school without dying 🙃
Made Oliver's parade float for fiesta and didn't burn the shit out of my finger with hot glue this time!!!!
I was up sick all night and my sweet 3 year old let me stay in bed all day and she would come up to tell me she loves me and when she wanted a snack 😭 parenting sweet spot
I asked Elliott's Pre-K teacher if she thinks I should send Amelia to school next year and she said yes so now I'm sobbing 😭
My husband refuses to take more than 1 (one) acetaminophen at a time 3x a day and I am over here taking 2 at a time 3x a day and also alternating taking 2 ibuprofen at a time in between😊😊😊
If "go play!!!" is your job you do not deserve hundreds of thousands of dollars. This applies to actors, musicians and athletes
Am I just in a really stressful season or do I need to go back on my meds🤔
The kids have been watching shows on the tablet all day because one was home sick ish and I have needed to watch my shows all day to calm down the worms in my brain
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I couldn’t put my finger on exactly what irked me about #1000hoursoutside and I think it’s just that so many of these challenges take something that should be spontaneous and joyful, like going outside, and turn it into another joyless unachievable metric.
Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now
My new job onboarding me: we just need your authorization for a criminal background check Me: okay no problem! My brain later: what if I’m secretly somehow a criminal I didnt know about
BITCH I AM SCREAMJNG!!!!!!! The way this is happening while i’m in the office omg I had to run to the bathroom!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH NO BECAUSE IF I GET TO HEAR ELLIOT STABLER CURSE??? AND THE EXPLICIT THINGS WE WILL SEE / HEAR OH GOD IM NOT READY
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Need to put this here. Thank you to everyone who offered to donate to a crowdfund. That’s not what this is… That time will come, when we know if Ivy will needs equipment…anything over & above will go to the hospitals NICU’S Who saved them. To help parents of preemies. Not yet
it's such a bummer to be a married stay at home mom in moments like these; hard to sleep at night knowing that people like this would approve of my life choices.
Single, unmarried, childless women over 30 have lived in willful rebellion from God’s design for them. Dress it up however you want, usually with victimhood (“my dad was mean”) but it’s still true. A woman’s repentance for defying God’s design will create humility in her. In…
@jtrouttt Thank you so much I am so happy so many of my friends got to share memories with my dad
“You may be old but are you 25?”
@DuckieLouise Dropping a tray was the lesson learned? How about if your parents want to see a grandkid, THEY come to YOU. Boomers SMH 🤦♀️
“Noah kahan is so mid” yea but I’ve got the most popular baby name from 2013-2015
They make shorts for women in their 20s and shorts for women in their 60s but if you’re in your 30s you either have to look like you’re vacationing on your AARP discount or at Myrtle for post exams someone MAKE US SHORTS
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Referring to the age of a child between 1 and 2 is so annoying. Do I say 1? 1.5? 21 months like a psychopath?
Miracle Twin two, Ella with daddy… First skin to skin… Will you just look at that…🥰 Be still my beating heart 💓 …and now the serious conversations start about which pushchair & which car seats are best 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂😂
Forklift too big
What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
All these online hustlers are telling teen boys "women only want you if you make seven figures and/or have an eight-pack, if you can't do that you're better off swearing off them entirely" and actual women are like "I could fix the Ghoul from Fallout"
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