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Hey yall, why the fuck does Sherrod Brown talk that way? You know what I mean.
The way these motherfuckers hit when you're on hour 3 of a 5 hour drive home from a wrestling show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.
They kettled… the police? University of Illinois Urbana-Champagne, I owe you an apology. I wasn’t familiar with your game.
Saw a video on FB of a kid playing the solo from Crazy Train while riding 2 skateboards down a driveway. We're gonna make it.
idk yo, sometimes they’re a vibe 😂
idk yo, sometimes they’re a vibe 😂 https://t.co/SfT3pCkMRd
Man, Fightful people can't stop saying dumb shit, huh
Why is Rocky Dennis in the new Jardiance commercial?
A lot of you didn't spend your youth putting mystery research chemicals from China in your face, and it shows! (You do not have glaring health problems before 40)
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@DMcIntyreWWE It took you a whole hour to think of this comeback and you couldn’t do it in person?
literally who tf are these people
I hate these little bitch ass streamers so much, keep them off my television
He's not even the greatest tight end to ever play for the Chiefs lmao
she’s fucking hammered dude
“she looks lost” …no she’s just not having to overanalyse whats happening and where she’s going because she feels safe enough with her man that she can turn her brain off🥹 best feeling EVER
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
30-40 feral hotdog vendors
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
Hulk's going to have more whoppers on this show than Burger King
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you and I will have never seen lying on this scale in the history of the world to date and we'll never see the like of it again
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Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
The Simpsons in the 1950's.
@Simpsons_tweets @demonflyingfox You could just delete it most peeps will be cool with that.
@demonflyingfox wow this is the worst one yet
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
It should be against the law to make music like this
Tag someone you’d share a churro with!
HE’S ACTING LIKE THE WOKE WORLD WOULDN’T LET HIM MAKE HIS POP TART MOVIE
One of the things that's so funny about this is that Jerry's comedy has always been so vanilla. That's not a knock, just an observation. This dude can make whatever he wants because it's pretty much guaranteed not to offend.
This is what I was saying about guys like Juventud and Sabu Give me sloppy intensity over clinical execution every day
urgency/intensity can paper over a lack of polish. and if you’re only gonna have one of those things, i’ll take the former over the latter every time
Please stop tagging me with this. It could not have been me - I was over half a kilometer away when this burglary occurred.
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…