how do i not go back to work next week without quitting my job
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@jzux Hire someone that looks like you but pay them 25% of what you make 🤔
@jzux My name is Doug. Your favorite uncle from Texas. Tragically this Christmas I died. Boom Bereavement. Mourn me with the most unbelievable week of self pampering you can afford. He’ll make a fake go fund me for Uncle Doug. Or a 90’s style geocites memoriam page.