Kelsey Bates @kbates123
Joined April 2009-
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In the newfound spirit of not molesting/sexually intimidating/creeping out women, let’s consider cooling it on Baby It’s Cold Outside this holiday season.
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Fuck that fucking motherfucker.
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Oops, I forgot to give a shit about a single fucking thing.
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Scrolling through images of the #womensmarch is awe-inspiring. Hope it brought joy to others as it did to me. slate.com/blogs/the_slat…
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If Donald Trump takes people's anger and turns it against Muslims, Hispanics, African Americans and women, we will be his worst nightmare.
Overheard at poké bar: Guy: ooh, shiso! Girl: yea! Girl: ...she's so what?
Woo! Ok! #newlifemotto #debatenight @HillaryClinton
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Debate night drinking game: 1. Drink because this is the state of American politics.
Overheard: "check our Djibouti" #OpeningCeremony #butts
Opening ceremonies time, and we have BUTTS!
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Congrats to @CalWCrew on their third #NCAARow title in program history! #BackthePac
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NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!! Cal takes the team title for the third time in program history 129-126 over Ohio State! #GoBears
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The V4 are National Champions! Earning 22 points to the team score, #gobears
Tonight my mom told me that in a movie of my life, I should be played by Anne Bancroft. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
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Explore Tommy Caldwell and Kevin Jorgeson's route up the Dawn Wall on El Capitan nyti.ms/1BstjP3
@thematchesband haven't seen you since 2008 and it feels so good to be back #evdktl #thematches #OldSchoolMatches
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