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Brand new episode of Mindful Metal Jacket out today with my hilarious pal @keegantindall69 He’s more of an Instagram guy. Follow him there. But watch this first. Crazy story. Funny comic. Enjoy. Subscribe. youtu.be/jWAxTqh9CTk
I feel like there’s been way more than 4 Julys
Put it back in your pants this is a wedding
Art museum attendees: “I love looking at shit”
Both Cats and a caveman trying to describe he hurt himself can agree on one thing: Me ow
Alright doc, there’s no way you have to check it 3 times.
Yah but what If I told you that little guy had big dreams?
Make sure you guys are keeping up with #gaming news
Hey man maybe you shouldn’t eat over easy eggs straight out the pan right now? I’m just not sure a funeral is the right setting
“For ages 8 and up” How do they decide that for toys? Are they giving it to younger and younger kids until something real bad happens?
Guy who invented humidifier was all like “i NEED the air wetter”
we on twitter now 😎
THIS is how Adam Levine wanted the DMs to be read.
Im trying to be more brave so here’s some big words I avoid using cause they’re too big. Gatorade, television, Colgate toothpaste, therapy, pizza.
If confidence is key I think I’ll just get a combination lock instead.
Wait ALL the housewives are real? I thought that was CGI.
Let’s play an improv game: I need a person, a place, and to get a better grasp on reality.
I’ve gotten ban warnings from TikTok and Instagram for this video. I should’ve known better :(
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We won
Homer will continue to strangle Bart on ‘The Simpsons,’ co-creator says trib.al/AFDKJ5w
Don't confuse The Garfield Movie with Garfield The Movie.
Off and running
way too big
1st Canadian coins unveiled with King Charles image. What do you think?
This is the greatest video I have ever seen
Don’t forget how they had Shrek pulling an OJ Simpson and LITERALLY riding a white bronco 💀💀💀
Shrek 2 is on. The first one with Puss in Boots, an instant star. In a Cops parody called Knights, they bust him for catnip and he says “That’s not mine.”
me a few moments before my therapist tells me I’m not really Tony Soprano (I’m artistic)
Brand new episode of Mindful Metal Jacket out today with my hilarious pal @keegantindall69 He’s more of an Instagram guy. Follow him there. But watch this first. Crazy story. Funny comic. Enjoy. Subscribe. youtu.be/jWAxTqh9CTk
Huh weird it’s almost like the studios should just pay their employees 🤷♂️
Studios are losing at least $600k per week for each halted production due to their unwillingness to pay actors & writers fairly. (Source: variety.com/2023/film/feat…)
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