kelleyshe (she/her) @kelleyshe
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@NickKrammes guess this isnāt the year Iāll be done being angry š„“
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Remembering the time my mom started a rumor I was sleeping with a teacher my senior year. Cheers to 12 years, mom š»
āIām sure most people laugh while reading cult booksā @theryanstouder says to me as I read Cults Uncovered and laugh at Aum Shinrikyo thinking the US had a secret earthquake machine. I stand by my laughter.
I just spent 30 minutes in therapy crying because I was trying to tell my therapist about my boyfriendās family coming to Macās events. Thanks, mom.
The bags under my eyes are never more pronounced than in the camera at Target self-checkout.
Mac is only 8 and I just upgraded our Spotify duo to a family plan because I was tired of her kicking me off my music. How has it started so early
Was recently asked to officiate my third wedding and my first for strangers. There is some joke here to be made about a 31 year old divorced woman making so many ālifelongā commitments official š (though to be fair to myself, I write one hell of a ceremony script š)
Another day in the life of a hiring professional - Iām not the one to send the wrong cover letter to. Because I will ask you to explain yourself and likely make it uncomfy. Again, I cannot stress the importance of having someone look over your application materials š
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āIām raising a little boy who will go to school one day. Guns are the number-one cause of death for children in the US. Weāre allowing our children to lay down their lives for our right to an amendment written over 200 years ago,ā Jennifer Lawrence vogue.com/article/jennifā¦
We may be fighting COVID over here but the windows are open, the candles are lit, and Mac is feeling fine so all in all not a bad day.
Marie Kondo but itās just throwing away toys you pick up 200 times a day
This feed is basically me processing trauma when Iām not in a therapy appointment lmao
My mom sucked, but before I remember her sucking, I remember that she cut my sandwiches into triangles and now I equate triangle sandwiches with love and I just made this realization while cutting a sandwich into triangles š¤Ŗ
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Live picture of me waking up to the news of a new Taylor Swift album while we still have no word on 1989 (Taylorās Version)
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Crime thread
Let's take a step back, and review what's happened in recent months: - Trump steals nation's secrets, lies about it to FBI. Historic security breach. - Trump's CFO pleads guilty to 15 felonies. - Trump takes the fifth 440 times in an investigation into his crooked finances.
After a month of headaches I finally checked in with my doctor. The verdict? Try to have less stress š„“
Facebook mems reminded me that a decade ago I was preparing for my wedding which is wild because Iām barely an adult now, let alone 10 years ago?? š„“
Had our first real work outing last night and my boss addressed me as Warden. Once at a previous jobās Christmas party someone called me a fun sucker. Iām sensing a theme šš„“š
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