Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

Joined November 2013

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

5 months ago

Airports are one of the only places left that you can just fully sprint through and no one will give you a weird look.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

2 years ago

Let’s see HBO have the balls to make a gritty tv series based on Wii Sports.

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2 years ago

Let’s see HBO have the balls to make a gritty tv series based on Wii Sports.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

If anybody ever visits downtown Dayton, my door is always open. Like it genuinely doesn’t lock properly and needs fixed.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

I think I’d be less scared to run into a mugger in a parking garage, rather than those girls who record their singing Tik Toks in parking garages.

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Daily Loud @DailyLoud

3 years ago

Did the dog write this?

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

Your significant other wanting to “soft launch” your relationship on social media is a crazy way to find out they think you’re ugly.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

Holiday drinking game: Every time a family member asks if you’ve watched Yellowstone yet, you have to take a shot.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

I’ve been talking to this really cute girl. She’s an artist. A sandwich artist, but, still.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

I saw a GoFundMe raising money for surgery costs and the goal they were trying to reach was 1.5 Taylor Swift tickets.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

“Well, kids, it’s time to BeReal. Your mother and I are separating.”

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

Damn. The Sun is posting videos on Twitter to remind us that it doesn’t fuck around.

The Sun @TheSun

5 years ago

Damn. The Sun is posting videos on Twitter to remind us that it doesn’t fuck around.

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Kyle Kemper @kemperkyle

3 years ago

The only real human connection that I’ve had this week is when I was eating in my car and locked eyes with someone else eating in their car. Hope he’s doing ok.

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Tonight and tomorrow I’m headlining Wiley’s Comedy Club, and I’m bringing some very funny friends with me! It would mean the world if you could come out to a show. Yeah. You. You specifically. Tickets at wileyscomedy.com/events/56671 (The last pic is my first time at Wiley’s.)