KCM @kev__two

SF, CA Joined March 2020

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KCM @kev__two

5 years ago

If you're in a foreign land, and you ask a stranger if they speak your language, and that stranger just smiles and hands you a vegemite sandwich... get the hell out of there as fast possible.

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KCM @kev__two

5 years ago

Weather update from SF: The sun has grown tired of this year and has left us for another galaxy. Prepare for a new ice age. Masks will be mandatory when venturing outside your igloo.

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KCM @kev__two

5 years ago

Jesse Ventura describing someone as having "Intestinal Fortitude" is still one of the best things. "Not only is this guy tough as nails, he can hold a shit for hours."

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Can we permanently stop deifying Chuck Norris? Dude supports garbage republicans, intelligent design, and endorses gun manufacturers. Also, it's Pride month, and he's against gay marriage and employment rights. Fuck him. Bury him with the rest of the scum.

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KCM @kev__two

5 years ago

Past curfews have been deemed constitutional because of "compelling governmental interest," which is generally fear of riots and destruction of public space, but what if the people instituting the curfews are the ones inciting the riots?

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KCM @kev__two

5 years ago

The movie poster for Driving Miss Daisy is very telling: Morgan Freeman staring at Jessica Tandy in the rearview like he wants to do really non-consensual things to a geriatric woman.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

Wish there was a way to recover my old Hotmail accounts so I could see who I traded tapes with 20 years ago. Had to be at least a few that are known wrestlers now.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

Turns out that 90's crust bands were right about everything. youtube.com/watch?v=04XOgA…

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

Everything's been going sideways but then I got to the scene in Babylon Berlin where Charlotte and Vera are dancing in a queer bar while a German drag queen sings a song about yerba mate and now everything's fine.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

Apparently ‘The Rock Walking In Slow Motion Looking Tough’ is a movie genre now. I’m down.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

If you’re ordering food for frontline workers at least make it something decent. If ER’s start getting flooded with Triplelupas and Double Big Macs then even people who don’t have the virus will be dead soon.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

Thanks Brain, everything was ok when I was 10.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

The supply chain is not “functioning properly” if I can get 5 different flavors of instant mashed potatoes at Safeway but frontline nurses can’t get fucking N95 masks.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

I know most people are incredibly nervous about what the next week will bring (I am too), but I’m trying to see it as a sort of dystopian TV show.

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

A bloated idiot on the brink of madness, with absolutely no qualifications for his position, has a week to use what he hates (Socialism) to save what he loves (Capitalism). He’s backed into a corner after dragging his feet and

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KCM @kev__two

6 years ago

ignoring advice from people on all sides and the *only option* left is moratoriums on mortgages and rent, followed by and extended period UBI, which, if implemented, will surely give him nightmares for the rest of his (hopefully very short) life.