Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

I'm almost as much of a bitch in real life as I am on the internet...or vice versa, you figure it out. Even my kids think I'm hilarious. SC, USA Joined June 2009

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

2 months ago

@DrRitaDed Most psycho post I've seen today.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

2 months ago

I was simply getting my hair done & this was the last #Dove in the dish. I feel so #seen.... 🤣 #guilty #momlife #kidstuff

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

3 months ago

Just had a discussion with the 9yr old over who was better: #Zack or #Slater. He told me I can't be his mom anymore because I'm #teamslater #savedbythebell

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

3 months ago

@itsJohnRocker I don't understand why anyone cares at all. Other than like, doesn't it require a crap ton of power from the already struggling power grid in the Communist NYC? Yeah, idk....idc....I don't live there.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

3 months ago

Watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" makes me think Ryan Phillipe is probably irl like his character & Freddie Prinze Jr is like his & that's why SMG married him & Phillipe is divorced from one of America's sweethearts. #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #90snostalgia #90smovies

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

3 months ago

@Publix What do I have to do to get roasted tomato pesto pasta back in local stores? They all tell me they "aren't authorized" to sell it but that some locations supposedly are. Please bring it back!

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

3 months ago

@Moes_HQ I use a spoon simply so I won't look like an uncouth animal.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

5 months ago

#Trueconfession: I hate how the older I get, the more cynical I become. Like, I think I was born cynical as it is, so now it's just painful. I could also be having a midlife crisis too but that would mean I'm older than I want to believe or admit.

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Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton

5 months ago

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

7 months ago

@NewswirePatriot She is garbage, but not because Trump said so.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

7 months ago

@kdh4potus @KamalaHarris Thank God! I get a headache just thinking about the unintelligent word salad vomit.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

8 months ago

#TBT When #HalfTime was about bringing people together instead of trying to tear them down & tear us apart...& it took talent to play the #SuperBowl youtu.be/-WYYlRArn3g?si… "Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life'..." #Prince

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

8 months ago

@TrumpsHurricane Word salad & that cackle.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

8 months ago

I will never understand people who make a conscious choice for #Pepsi over #Coke. @CocaCola for the win, always.

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

9 months ago

Also, stretch denim is CRAP. It shows every crease & fat roll everywhere. MAKE DENIM REAL AGAIN, it was worth the price difference. #makerealdenimagain

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

9 months ago

Unpopular opinion: Body shaming should be accepted if for no other reason than bc sizing was more consistent. When ur a 7-13 in one brand alone & have to try several sizes to figure out what fits before you can decide what you want, it's ridiculous. #bringbackbodyshaming

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

10 months ago

#ThatMomentWhen we both order pizza & don't realize it until after the fact. I'm #TeamPizzaHut while he's #teamdominos. Idk how we make this work.... @pizzahut @dominos

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Twisted Mistress @killerqueen013

11 months ago

Stupid @Starbucks has discontinued the ONE hot drink I look forward to when it's cold out. If anyone knows where I can get a hot caramel apple cider, please let me know. #Starbucks #idontdrinkcoffee