Kyle Burtman @kyleburtmania
Jack of all trades, master of pun Denver, CO Joined August 2014-
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St Patrick's Day is just a holiday made up by Big Piss to sell urinal cakes.
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How is Whole Foods not just called Natural Grossers?
"Appy Allahdays!" - Middle Eastern Google Play promo
The Spanish dubbed version of Passion of the Christ is a Christ-menos movie
Never trust the dude on the block wearing a Jack Skellington beanie.
I didn't have any turkey or ham for Thanksgiving but I did enjoy a spiral.
Guys who refer to themselves as "the kid" usually aren't allowed to see their own.
Gonna open up a Brooklyn style bagel deli/dojo in Harlem called, Judo'n't Know Me
Black Panther 2 will probably be just fine. With Chadwick gone, I was just worried about the Wakantinuity.
In New Mexico, you get free college aslong as you're a teener Native American.
Milk of the POPPA is just when Biggie Smalls used to lactate.
"One if by poo, two if by pee" - Paul Revere potty training
A Chippendales for millennials that has an all vegan buffet called "Eggplants"
Welcome to downtown Denver. Come stare at one of our beautiful fenced off parks!
If you can't handle me at my Durst, you don't deserve me at my Wes'd.
How is there not a food delivery app with attractive drivers called Grubba Hubba?
Ironically enough, when making LSD there is no cutting corners.
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469 Followers 4K Following the last thing you want to see before you leave this earth is me standing over your badly beaten bloody body.
Misty @Misty_Ham
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CK @charley_ck14
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podcast boy @Pigmanx
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