Kyle @kylemcp_
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Lorde joins Charli xcx for “girl, so confusing” remix at ‘Sweat’ tour.
Excited for Democrats to do the political equivalent of THIS for 4 months and still be surprised when they’re wiped in the fall
fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia?
Lifting weights to fix depression but listening to Lorde to make sure it doesn’t go away completely
Weekend in the city with @maudelstatus was amazing🥰🌲
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Your front-row seat to my Mars landing is here. Watch how we did it. #CountdownToMars
Instead of difficulty level, recipes should come with an annoying level. Something can be technically easy but totally irritating to make, and something tricky can be fun. Give it to me in “not annoying at all,” or “incredibly fucking annoying” so I know what I’m getting into
I've recently had a few people say something like this to me: "Someday, we might have to tear down statues of Martin Luther King Jr. because he did things that, in the future, we'll find morally repugnant...like eating meat."
It’s a service. It doesn’t lose money. It costs money. No one says the military loses $750b a year.
It’s a service. It doesn’t lose money. It costs money. No one says the military loses $750b a year.
I don't like being in a pandemic with y'all. It's like being on silent lunch but we keep getting days added on bc y'all won't shut up.
The committee just took a break because one of the most powerful tech CEOs in the world is having technical difficulties
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