lamey @lamely_laney
a girl of all time Joined January 2016-
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bilmuri opening for sleep token is the funniest thing ever because the evening could go from johnny talking about cranking your hog and not wiping to vessel singing the most devastating, heartbreaking, and horny lyrics known to man i cannot fucking wait. we won. i love bilmuri
They’re calling you wondermaxxed on joypilled Twitter
i found this old drawing from kindergarten
Mines dead so that must be it
Mines dead so that must be it
Thank you for being nice to me I will remember it forever
she like girls who like guns , i like her she shoot straight
comrade go hard wit da jug
Seeing a bunch of posts about older fallout games reminded me of my most favorite piece of voice acting in anything ever
Mordecai and Rigby:
this girl who works at the main office of the company I work for wrote this note for me bc my coworker was telling her I’m also a girl gamer and look at this note she sent over for me 😭😭😭 it’s so wholesome I feel like a high school girlie again
me, eyes glued to the television: feels good to be off the phone. living in the moment. completely free
i could drink this shit out a vat
Fucking look at the SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS I thrifted for $4
Evil Dev @pootangslayer50
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✨allie ✨ @alllliiiieee
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space cowboy @summer_rxyne
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🌱 @plantbasedvibes
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Skyla Holloway @HollowaySk48417
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Donna @Donna546934323
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Daniel Vincent Steven.. @dvs333
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Freddie 🍓🍊 @fredsbadman
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Jason @UnrenderedPunk
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Cameron C @KingMonsoon423
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⛧ Landon Danovich �.. @PAMuffinMan
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I’m Your Mom Now �.. @twisterqueen831
521 Followers 1K Following Cookie lover. Ex-everything. EMDR/IFS stan.🟢choice/🔴war. Maybe atheist, but I love Jesus. Mom to 7. Protective MF; will adopt you, lil 🦆. 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈She/her
Anthoni @onpolyamory3
13 Followers 2K Following ask about my onlyfans .. it’s lit book me for a great time
D. Ward @SlackerBluePod
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Shelby Hampton @ShelbyHamp77678
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TheYachti @Itstheyachtclub
452 Followers 495 Following Proud Member of G59 ☠️🗣️🗣️5️⃣9️⃣ || Vikings fan || AWOIAF Collector || {23} || Dm Fee-5,000$
Holly 😏 @Holly__M78
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Wæston @westadef
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Hillydoe @theferalmilf420
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Madi Hensley @_madihensley
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Velma @Velma915927
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Hannah @woodhannah94
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KIRK @kirklaaaand
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Khamora 💙 @Khamora1052589
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Filza 🍑 @Filza1853910
173 Followers 5K Following 💌 Stamp enthusiast and burrito lover! Seeking fellow vibrant souls for stamp talk and burrito advеntures. Let's connect and add some ✨ to each other's lives! ✉
Dora @dora_romero24
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Zachary Julie @Zachary8268
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Jennifer Holcomb ❤ @Jennifer521
427 Followers 2K Following Trying to travel the world 🌎 with the love of my life 🥰 NYC is the most magical place on earth ❤️ Titans/Broncos 🏈 St. Louis Blues 💙💛 St.Louis Cardinals ❤
Whiskey and Cigars @Lone_Wolf_4_Lyf
1K Followers 998 Following I'm a simple man. I own a successful Security company. Proud Veteran. I don't play your BS games so don't bother. She wears my collar and my ❤🖤. See my pinned
Jaackie423 @Jacckie423
107 Followers 627 Following I don't think there's enough chlorine in the gene pool.
juicyyummydeliciousbl.. @jpuddin_
111 Followers 94 Following 🙂 I lost the state spelling bee on the word ‘bagel’ https://t.co/BV7Ljyc9Di
Evil Dev @pootangslayer50
565 Followers 2K Following 444 - Emboldened by the flame of ambition and burdened with glorious purpose
✨allie ✨ @alllliiiieee
2K Followers 2K Following hot/af | libra | @nosoultbh ♡ | literally no thoughts, only vibes.
space cowboy @summer_rxyne
344 Followers 679 Following do you think i’m spooky? // fjh // ᎠᏂᏴᏫᏯ // EBCI // #nomorestolensisters // #BLM // #ACAB
🌱 @plantbasedvibes
70K Followers 59K Following the og 💚 plant-based 18 years. afro-indigenous. land stewardship. encouraging you to make better choices. 👩🏽🌾♻️ | @greenwithindc 🌱
Daniel Vincent Steven.. @dvs333
101 Followers 176 Following
Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_
80K Followers 10K Following Host of Daily Poetry Thread | Writer, Teacher | helping people write and be heard | books @penguinrandom, @BOAEditions | [email protected]
Freddie 🍓🍊 @fredsbadman
2K Followers 1K Following He/Him. 27. I once did a set of polls. One Man’s cringe is another man’s entire twitter account.
Cameron C @KingMonsoon423
5 Followers 69 Following
Peeebs @itspeeebs
5K Followers 293 Following Tweets about PBS KIDS, Arthur, TV, animation, nostalgia, and more. (AKA PrettyCoolStairs) I am Peeebs with three e's. Not PBG. Not affiliated w/ PBS.
Jason @UnrenderedPunk
427 Followers 422 Following Peruvian/Mexican, TeamSeshBozo, and I Love Pro Wrestling
Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea
76K Followers 9K Following Great Lego Spill of 1997. Current Archaeology Rescue Project of the Year. Award-winning, bestselling book, Adrift. Beachcomber, fossicker, dragon hunter. MD ANT
⛧ Landon Danovich �.. @PAMuffinMan
260 Followers 303 Following Aspiring Meteorologist, Photographer, Volunteer Fire Fighter, Storm Chaser, My opinions are not associated with any organizations. (He/Him)
Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder
740K Followers 170 Following Posting nostalgic images and videos. dm for submissions #nostalgia #nostalgic
I’m Your Mom Now �.. @twisterqueen831
521 Followers 1K Following Cookie lover. Ex-everything. EMDR/IFS stan.🟢choice/🔴war. Maybe atheist, but I love Jesus. Mom to 7. Protective MF; will adopt you, lil 🦆. 🩷💜💙🏳️🌈She/her
Laurie Berkner👹�.. @LaurieBerkner
12K Followers 3K Following Another Laurie Berkner Christmas out NOW!⛄️🎄 Whaddaya Think Of That? 25th Anniversary 🦖🎉
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpo.. @hourly_shitpost
1.4M Followers 99 Following the best memes ever created… we wouldn’t be here without them (NO NSFW PROMOS)
ASTROCARTOGRAPHY 🗺.. @WorldlyAstro
6K Followers 321 Following 𓆸 Astro*Carto*Graphy, Feng Shui Astrology, and Evolutionary Astrology📍Book a READING w/me through the link in bio 🌏🌈🕊 ✿ She/Her 💗💜🩵
Reddit Lies @reddit_lies
340K Followers 541 Following Misinformation is the bread and butter of the “free thinking high IQ” denizens of Reddit. Home of Watchdog. Ephesians 5:11. DMs open for submissions.
I’m Not Guinevere B.. @exposingrich
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1999 Live @25YearsAgoLive
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serendipity @alphaserendipi
709 Followers 492 Following Odd Squad connoisseur, PBS Kids fanatic, lover of cartoons. Banner: @LanceVanbraban1
Bilmuri @BilmuriTweets
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Glizzy Borden @TMNTyler
14K Followers 849 Following Your friendly neighborhood e-thot and resident gay idiot || IG/ snapchat: tmntyler || business inquiries: [email protected]
Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan
52K Followers 961 Following your friendly neighborhood soft butch | @laikaspacedog’s wifey | she/her | writer + editor | #LongCovid | https://t.co/97DeXdfvhU
TheYachti @Itstheyachtclub
452 Followers 495 Following Proud Member of G59 ☠️🗣️🗣️5️⃣9️⃣ || Vikings fan || AWOIAF Collector || {23} || Dm Fee-5,000$
Cherrell Hall @hallcherrell
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Montessori Boy @montessoriboy
17K Followers 58 Following sketch comedy from 3 upstanding honor roll scholars🧍♂️asian @cowboyscary 🧍♂️gay @juliatesmond 🧍♂️normal @newdiegoabraham
Imagination Movers @iMovers
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Looperverse @thelooperverse
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Wæston @westadef
127 Followers 644 Following the arc of history is long, but it bends towards sharia
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Graham (Gray) Scott @graythebruce
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Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma
60K Followers 2K Following Disability Advocate, Certified Positive Discipline Educator; AuDHD. Featured on @11Alive, @parentsmagazine [email protected]
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Hillydoe @theferalmilf420
7K Followers 2K Following Wife. Ring leader of my little🍓Michigan native. Lover of adventuring, crafting and music. Absolutely four20 friendly. Doodle mom. Green-ish thumb.
My kid only likes Granny Smith apples. I got pink lady the other day. She took a bite, didn’t like it. So i did a little curtsy and a kissy face. I said “these are pink ladys, for the prettiest of little ladys” and then she said she liked the apple and ate it.
people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
lmao @ the gunshot sound effects and @ the thief cat not even finishing their food before deciding to steal his brothers meal 😭
Influencer moms unnecessarily making meals from scratch
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
All I’m saying is, if and when shit go sideways I got post apocalyptic bands son lol
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
@LEGO_Group “LEGO K.K. Minifigure doesn’t actually sing or move”
What do we call him now? What do we call him!?
It’s been tried
Why is there no sleep away summer camp for adults? Traveling to a remote location, sleeping in tents, sharing memes around the fire, cookin tomahawk steaks, surfing, workin out in the sun, lectures, hunting, galas, churning butter, fallin in love, milking cows.
drag queens dressed as hannah montana and miley stewart perform ‘the best of both worlds” for miley cyrus on her birthday (2020)
Really need to teach people financial literacy in schools - it seemed stupid that we never learned anything but now I’m realizing it’s gotta be on purpose right?
Finally washed ashore tonight after a 27 year voyage along the ocean floor, a green 'slope brick' from the Tokio Express, one of 520,541 green slope bricks that plummeted into the sea on 13th February 1997 during an almighty storm. #Cornwall
Our third LP, The Crucible of Life, will be released July 12th on Thriller Records. We’ve put everything into this record, and we can’t wait for you to hear it. Pre-order packages are available now at thrillerrecords.com/collections/th…
bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
Today I spilled some bleach and stained the deck that my dad had just rebuilt last summer. In a panic, I spent all day re-sanding the deck by hand, finishing right as he got home. As I tearfully explain what happened, he goes “It’s ok! I was actually gonna bleach it soon anyway.”
Holland isn’t what I expected but I love my tour guide and I love where we ended up 🫶🏻 I know I’ve shared this a dozen times but every time I come across it I cry, it’s so comforting and I always feel so understood
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