. @laurenthehough
. Austin, TX Joined May 2009-
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Drag shows are fabulous. A little loud if we’re honest. But fabulous. Heidi and I love them. Well, I do. Honestly has anyone seen Heidi? She kind of ran out a few years ago. Been trying to keep it quiet.
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Repeal the 2nd amendment. Those stupid old fucks got a lot wrong but goddamn they really fucked that one up.
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Get a load of this fucking asshole.
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I wouldn't take your brief survey if it were the last brief survey on earth.
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instead, he relied on warped grievance-brainworm ideas about a blue check per se being cool ...and in the process made Twitter verification a sort of anti-status symbol
I’d usually recommend dating someone who’s not on twitter but she doesn’t seem appropriately concerned that I won’t be maybe or maybe not notable tomorrow
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@littleyoyo4 Nah man. I ain’t never about that cover charge life. :)
I didn’t order this, but she just brought it to my table. She’s not only a glorious style icon, she’s an Angel in this cruel world.
@inLaurasWords I did the most ridiculously in depth career days for my kids kindergarten class with mock interviews and polls and at the end a kid raised his hand and asked how I got the staples through all that paper.
“Why didn’t you come in for career day? You could talk about being laid off!” Why are kids so ruthless 🥴
@LaSeletzky ☺️. Your outfits are always 🔥🔥🔥. I want to be like you when I grow up.
@laurenthehough Oh yeah.... I feel so seen by your writing on growing up in culty stuff and weird educational background though. So thanks for that
I never ever ever go to GoodReads, but after stumbling upon this, I might go back more often. Thank you, dear reader of Blind Man's Bluff. You get me. "One star deducted for unnecessary and trashy profanity."
Greetings from London! Couple things: 1. I absolutely love it here. 2. The biggest mistake I’ve made thus far is flat ironing my hair and then going outside 😅
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