The laziest man in the whole world @lazyandlaffing
Don't ask me to do anything. Palo Alto, CA Joined September 2010-
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The closer you get to God the more you realize you are nothing, and the more you realize you are nothing the more you become everything, and this is the actual mechanical function of how holiness works: complete self-annihilation produces infinite expansion, ego death births…
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Bet if you get enough leverage, you could rip it off in one shot.
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