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Lauren @lcelonich

wife-mama-kind of an asshole Iowa, USA Joined August 2011
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Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

a month ago

BACK WHERE HE BELONGS‼️ The #Vikings have agreed to terms on a trade to acquire @athielen19. mnvkn.gs/4oUdVHx

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Jason Kelce @JasonKelce

2 months ago

I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology

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Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia

4 months ago

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat. My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

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lauren @gilmxres

5 months ago

pov you’re a fun, young female character and the writers of the show ruin your storyline by getting you pregnant with twins by a loser who doesn’t deserve you

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goth ms frizzle 🧚🏻‍♀️ @g0thgoblin

5 months ago

guy on the left looks like he could build you a bookshelf, survive the winter, enjoys homecooked meals and baked goods, his muscles come from labour. his hands stick to a microfiber cloth guy on the right looks like he doesn't own a circular saw, strictly meal plans and refuses…

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taoki @justalexoki

5 months ago

guy on the left looks like he could build you a bookshelf, survive the winter, enjoys homecooked meals and baked goods, his muscles come from labour. his hands stick to a microfiber cloth guy on the right looks like he doesn't own a circular saw, strictly meal plans and refuses…

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Makes @makees_A

6 months ago

It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting.

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CandiceHorbacz @CandiceHorbacz

6 months ago

It’s incredibly insane how all women understand what she’s talking about but men seem to just not get it. The male brain is interesting.

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Abby Libby @abbythelibb_

7 months ago

I voted for an administration that would stop human trafficking at our borders. I voted to get rapists and pedophiles off the streets. Trump's action in freeing the Tate brothers was a stunning betrayal of his mandate.

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The Great Sage, PhD @ShriekingNoises

7 months ago

You know what, sure, let’s see how this turns out.

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Carter Hughes @itscarterhughes

7 months ago

You know what, sure, let’s see how this turns out.

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Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl

7 months ago

if you think women pee out of the same hole we give birth sterilize yourself

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Queen Latifa 👑 @LatifaMorrisett

8 months ago

Innocent people don't do shit like this. This man has something that he's trying to hide. This is classless and trashy behavior. I hope this man never gets an acting job ever again.

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Pop Base @PopBase

8 months ago

Innocent people don't do shit like this. This man has something that he's trying to hide. This is classless and trashy behavior. I hope this man never gets an acting job ever again.

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おはよ!まいぶらざー @OhayoMybrother

9 months ago

The victims included a five-year-old girl, a woman waiting for a bus, and a high school student on her way home from school… Four incidents in one year.

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AF Post @AFpost

9 months ago

The victims included a five-year-old girl, a woman waiting for a bus, and a high school student on her way home from school… Four incidents in one year.

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Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs

5 years ago

Retweet for your chance to win this signed Travis Kelce jersey! #WPMOYChallenge + Kelce #WPMOYChallenge + Kelce #WPMOYChallenge + Kelce

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Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs

9 months ago

DOUBLE VOTE DAY YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO‼️ RT to help out TK and enter to win his signed jersey! #WPMOYChallenge + @tkelce

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Edward A. Perin - Psychologist @DoctorPerin

9 months ago

My brother’s spiciest psychology take is that that the rise in poor impulse control over the last thirty years came from the success of anti-smoking campaigns, because cigarettes used to manage and cover ADHD and anxiety symptoms

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

9 months ago

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city.. Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in…

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Matthias Ritter @M_Ritter23

9 months ago

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city.. Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in…

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Lauren @lcelonich

9 months ago

And as long as Irsay is still around, this is how the Colts will be. Leadership starts from the top and Irsay is an addict first, a few other things next, and a franchise owner 10th. Until we have ownership that can put the organization first, it will continue to be a shit show

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Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow

9 months ago

And as long as Irsay is still around, this is how the Colts will be. Leadership starts from the top and Irsay is an addict first, a few other things next, and a franchise owner 10th. Until we have ownership that can put the organization first, it will continue to be a shit show

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PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel

10 months ago

BREAKING: Senator Peter Welch (D-VT) has introduced a constitutional amendment to create term limits for U.S. Supreme Court Justices.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

10 months ago

I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it a thousand times more: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian. — Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

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Will Compton @_willcompton

11 months ago

My wife made this video of Rue meeting her baby sister, Scottie, for the first time and it could potentially break toxic masculinity

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The Ginger Swindler (superbowl champ) @lilydsmith

11 months ago

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

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