☀️ @less_noise_

🌲PNW | 🐾 veterinary assistant | 💛 dog/cat/snake/plant mum | 😌 happy in a lil cottage with my love 💕 Joined November 2014

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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

2 years ago

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds

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no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms

2 years ago

sitcom enjoyers are so funny because I could tweet “who’s the sexiest sitcom character ever?” and half of y’all will say “Nick miller” with an edit made up of clips where his life is falling apart

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mar @itsmariannnna

5 years ago

me smoking indica vs me smoking sativa

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Rachael @rach_cal

3 years ago

Describe your ex in a text :

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

3 years ago

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

Cathryn @cathrynlavery

3 years ago

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MILF MJ’s milk @maryjanesparker

3 years ago

It's always so funny to me that Blade is singlehandedly trying to stop the vampire apocalypse from happening in New York and you have every other superhero in New York just "nah we're... we're going to go stop Ultron. Good luck tho"