The Weeble that wobbled but did fall down @lexieeWABO
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I hate it. So much. I literally hate it.
“I put on an M Night Shyamalan movie. Which means we’re about to not know what the fuck is going on”
Know what the world needs? A new Guitar Hero (not ROCK BAND🤮) The planet was a better place when we were all busy having fake jam sessions.
My Twitter app updated what the FUCK IS THIS X BULLSHIT
First time my kids saw a drag queen they had no idea it was a man dressed as a woman until I told them. They thought it was an extremely colorful and fancy lady.
This is America, that is simply asking too much.
I just got a $0 tip on $250 check. I still have to tip out 6%. I’m paying to serve that table in the Florida heat. Please fix our broken tipping system. I’m begging you.
I think Brenda is a man. Brenda is really Brendan.
Trying to picture a bathroom where we’d be doing this and-….
Trying to picture a bathroom where we’d be doing this and-….
The freedom to read and access information is a fundamental right protected by the First Amendment. Yet in jails & prisons, book bans often unjustly restrict that right. Incarcerated people have a right to read free from censorship—just like anyone else. aclu-in.org/en/news/how-bo…
No one is phased by the aliens thing bc we’ve always known. This is an “I knew the truth before I asked the question” situation. We been knew they were lying. Unless they’re gonna lower the temps or the prices, we don’t care.
My poor boy just wants to play outside, but no one ever can 😭😭
1920s Sweetheart Antique Toaster In Action
The wallet I’ve owned for 15 years is legitimately ripping at the seams and it makes me cry
I don’t wanna be rich and own an 8000sq ft house with 5 cars. I wanna be rich and fully sponsor entire classrooms for some teachers.
Idc if it’s 9:30 in the morning, there’s a 94° heat index. Yes, we can have popsicles for breakfast.
My son loves babies so much, it’s so precious
My father murdered 10 people. A father, two children, mothers, sisters, wives, daughters. 10. I know them down to their crime scene photos that can haunt me in my night terrors. I know their cases down to details that aren’t public.
We were at the trampoline park for 5 hours. I didn’t even jump, I watched or sat there and I’m still so MF tired.
Past tense of wake and bake is now woke and boke
JOCE MALONE 😈👍�.. @prodbydjenko
1K Followers 880 Following Licensed Massage Therapist👐🏾 Producer🎹 NOLA•STL
scrunchie queen 🇵�.. @threadsbytie
28K Followers 897 Following original designs | personal twitter: @sincerelytie business inquiries: [email protected] she/her
Defund & Abolish @stemmler448
3K Followers 4K Following She/Her. Liberal. Privileged. Intersectional Feminist. Atheist, Humanist, Mom, Nana, Sister, Auntie, Partner. Immigrant. Books, wine, cats & chocolate
🌜𝓥𝓪𝓶𝓹�.. @vampireskwrl
1K Followers 578 Following she/her. yapologist. hi/hey dms pay a fee. no pet names/nicknames/honorifics all dms subject to posting. my dms aren't your safe space 🫶🏻 minors DNI. 💜🐻
Brett @Brett8106
81 Followers 222 Following
klayton robertson �.. @greenturtle32
874 Followers 2K Following Fake people can't stand me. I piss them off. Autistic. he / him. #exvangelical #deconstruction #churchtoo #spiritualabuse #religioustrauma #bluecrew
Queer Northshore @queerlouisiana
183 Followers 167 Following Queer Northshore’s purpose is to promote LGBTQ+ visibility and representation, and to foster community through educational programming and events in Louisiana.
St Tammany Library Al.. @LALibraryAllies
296 Followers 110 Following Defending our 1st Amendment rights against a state-wide movement to remove & limit access to books representing marginalized voices in our libraries.
St. Tammany Parish Li.. @STPLAPNEWS
40 Followers 34 Following Keep our library system kid-friendly! We post the crazy cause we believe $YOU!$ should live how we think you should! Gotta keep my libarry accounts in order
LALA_Boratory @Laborat25867370
309 Followers 628 Following Scientist, bibliophile, chaos watcher/maker and ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🤓🔬🧪👩🏻🔬🔥 https://t.co/Ns9fJhTL1B
Xenu Warrior Princess.. @jennmint
3K Followers 5K Following 42. Queer. She/Her. I talk about wrestling and my hatred of Scientology A LOT. #BlackLivesMatter #TransWomenAreWomen 🏳️🌈 Cashapp: $jennmint1982
JustaNolagirl @JNolagirl
941 Followers 2K Following She/Her 🖤🤎🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Humanist✨ Feminist ♀️ Tax the churches🤑 Save Louisiana ⚜️from the GOP!
Levi Lyons🇺🇸�.. @lyons_levi
177 Followers 1K Following 'The line between good and evil runs not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either — but right through every human heart' - A.S.
Misty Dawn (she/her) @mistyinfloyd
86 Followers 210 Following Mother, music enthusiast, outdoor lover. No bs kinda gal. Host/creator of @MusicSalt01
Olivia_sho🇨🇦 { .. @Olivia_chope
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Tara @Tara89776790
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Ojay Stretch @OjayStretch
1 Followers 286 Following looking forward to meeting a cute fem to make my lil baby💯🥰💪🏾 Dm Me if you fwm if not bye✌️ !!!
Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA @SlimJim
515K Followers 159K Following join the Meataverse 🍖 married to @cinnabon 🫶 help build the new GT-R
jiju.official @CoJiju
84 Followers 233 Following Just Manufacturing company for Smoking Accessories, looking to grow up and have some fun!
Paulette Grippy @GrippyPaulette
18 Followers 317 Following Thisisanun-officialGabbyCarterfanclubanythingofhersyouwanttopostyoucanifyouwanttoseeherDMme
b @avocadorable29
52 Followers 93 Following Girl power is everything 💗 Hairstylist. Dog mom. Stupid in love. Opinionated as fuck. Pro womens rights. Pro LGBTQ+. Be a good human.
freshell @freshell2
693 Followers 1K Following Live Free or Die. Small-batch organic tweeter. Desirous of autonomy for all living humans. Knees off necks. She/her
Kevin Olickal @kevinfor16th
575 Followers 983 Following Candidate for IL State Representative for the 16th District
The_One_Khaos_King_ @The_Khaos_King_
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Daddsy and 999 others @Objectivebroker
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Odnek Emoswen @KendoPOP
205 Followers 817 Following Kendo Sylvester Newsome; Love everything & everyone around you. More important on Instagram. - @KendoPOP 🖤 333
Jarlebanke Nazihamar @NotTheMmmBop
406 Followers 899 Following Nerd, Heathen, writer, political enthusiast, brutally blunt bastard. Mental health is important. He/Him Like Daddy Philly D says, don't be stupid, Stupid.
Meg @meg_codes
354 Followers 801 Following Software Engineering Lead and former ancient historian (no really, I have the PhD!) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
BravestBlossom @BravestBunny
2K Followers 5K Following Life is simple: Be Good and Do Good. Wife of the amazing #MrLucky, Gen-X Mom of sons, Physical Therapy student, Caregiver, Tai Chi teacher. Show your sparkle!
ChiiWitchyy @lacexwarrior
528 Followers 3K Following 32 year old gaming witch and makeup artist 🌹🕷🦕🦇🧚🏻♀️🧝🏻♀️🔮🧙🏻♀️🖤🌈🧛🏻♀️ #corpse #corpsetwt #stockmarket
Musicalina 🎶😺�.. @Musicalina
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Amelia @ameliaphoebee
20 Followers 178 Following Apparently I made this account in 2014. I don't remember but here we are.
juliet 🪶🤍 @cowboylikejul
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P. Sherman @messijessi420
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jacob taylor @jacobta19963542
163 Followers 653 Following i like horror movie. and aminals. i am a left wing preson my favortie movie is godzilla. my favorite tv show is buffy the vampire slayer my favorite book is dra
Fake🦓🍉🇵🇸 @21avg
150 Followers 3K Following that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth #FREEPALESTINE🇵🇸
JOCE MALONE 😈👍�.. @prodbydjenko
1K Followers 880 Following Licensed Massage Therapist👐🏾 Producer🎹 NOLA•STL
Good Dye Young 🌈 @gooddyeyoung
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scrunchie queen 🇵�.. @threadsbytie
28K Followers 897 Following original designs | personal twitter: @sincerelytie business inquiries: [email protected] she/her
Defund & Abolish @stemmler448
3K Followers 4K Following She/Her. Liberal. Privileged. Intersectional Feminist. Atheist, Humanist, Mom, Nana, Sister, Auntie, Partner. Immigrant. Books, wine, cats & chocolate
🌜𝓥𝓪𝓶𝓹�.. @vampireskwrl
1K Followers 578 Following she/her. yapologist. hi/hey dms pay a fee. no pet names/nicknames/honorifics all dms subject to posting. my dms aren't your safe space 🫶🏻 minors DNI. 💜🐻
Drew Afualo @DrewAfualo
379K Followers 318 Following it really just be like that sometimes 📧: [email protected] 7.9M on Tiktok
St. Tammany Parish Li.. @STPLAPNEWS
40 Followers 34 Following Keep our library system kid-friendly! We post the crazy cause we believe $YOU!$ should live how we think you should! Gotta keep my libarry accounts in order
Queer Northshore @queerlouisiana
183 Followers 167 Following Queer Northshore’s purpose is to promote LGBTQ+ visibility and representation, and to foster community through educational programming and events in Louisiana.
St Tammany Library Al.. @LALibraryAllies
296 Followers 110 Following Defending our 1st Amendment rights against a state-wide movement to remove & limit access to books representing marginalized voices in our libraries.
JustaNolagirl @JNolagirl
941 Followers 2K Following She/Her 🖤🤎🤍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Humanist✨ Feminist ♀️ Tax the churches🤑 Save Louisiana ⚜️from the GOP!
LALA_Boratory @Laborat25867370
309 Followers 628 Following Scientist, bibliophile, chaos watcher/maker and ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🤓🔬🧪👩🏻🔬🔥 https://t.co/Ns9fJhTL1B
Crumbl Cookies @CrumblCookies
1.2M Followers 2 Following Bringing friends and family together over a box of the best cookies in the world! #CrumblTogether #CrumblReviews
Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
498K Followers 313 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.
jenna (pet portrait g.. @wilsonjenna_
6K Followers 436 Following pet portrait artist // she/her ☼♒ ☽♑ commissions thru website link ↓ or dm!
mugshawtys @mugshawtys
517K Followers 158 Following hope bae gets bail | owner: @jay_jeffs | 1.3m+ on IG https://t.co/959iHL9gdt
Appalachian Preservat.. @APProj
2K Followers 1K Following Honoring our roots, shaping our future | Appalachian & Southern digital storytelling | Formerly SACP/Southern & Appalachian Co-Op Press
Ace Attorney Court Bo.. @aceCourtBot2
105K Followers 1 Following I help my older brother @aceCourtBot when he has too many cases. Operated by @LuisMayoV Ko-fi here: https://t.co/5yPE5NDmHe
Planned Parenthood @PPFA
320K Followers 830 Following Hi! We’re America’s most trusted provider of sexual and reproductive health care education, and we think we look pretty good for over 100 years old.
T-Mobile @TMobile
1.4M Followers 12K Following My Tweets are like the Sidekick ... they never go out of style
b @avocadorable29
52 Followers 93 Following Girl power is everything 💗 Hairstylist. Dog mom. Stupid in love. Opinionated as fuck. Pro womens rights. Pro LGBTQ+. Be a good human.
Slim Jim 🚀 MEATA @SlimJim
515K Followers 159K Following join the Meataverse 🍖 married to @cinnabon 🫶 help build the new GT-R
The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
131K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
Britney Spears 🌹�.. @britneyspears
54.7M Followers 345K Following Artist 🎶💃🏼 Mamma 👩👦👦 Pray Every Day 🙏🏼✝️ Chef in the works💋👩🏼🍳
Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
292K Followers 20 Following Posting the worst legal takes on Twitter. Have a submission? DM a link or @ me. Screenshot = bad take. RT = great take. Bingo cards: https://t.co/ONLbcQ8Rns
Odnek Emoswen @KendoPOP
205 Followers 817 Following Kendo Sylvester Newsome; Love everything & everyone around you. More important on Instagram. - @KendoPOP 🖤 333
BravestBlossom @BravestBunny
2K Followers 5K Following Life is simple: Be Good and Do Good. Wife of the amazing #MrLucky, Gen-X Mom of sons, Physical Therapy student, Caregiver, Tai Chi teacher. Show your sparkle!
Conzo @conzo0311
78K Followers 3K Following A whole ass human doing their best. Started a charity using onlyfans and trying not to mess up
Laura B @prettysourlaura
3K Followers 115 Following Designer of Pretty Sour. I'm giving the bird app one more chance
Bungie @Bungie
2.9M Followers 351 Following News, updates, and community love from the developers of @DestinyTheGame and @MarathonTheGame. For status updates about the game, follow @BungieHelp.
Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith
98K Followers 6K Following Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to Jennifer Wright. Dad.
Mark Cuban @mcuban
8.8M Followers 2K Following Dunking on the pharma industry with @costplusdrugs.com, the lowest prices on meds anywhere. check it out !
Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew
38K Followers 58 Following The Official Twitter of Hard Mountain Dew. Must be 21+ Please drink responsibly. Sold in: IA, TN, FL, OK, AR, MO, MN, VA, Las Vegas, OH, IL, AZ, KY, CT
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Elmo @elmo
607K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
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391 Followers 1K Following Jessi/Jet ☆ they/she/he ☆ bi baby ☆ disabled ☆ BLM|ACAB ☆ $Jcp1765 ☆ pfp is @nudekayy 's picrew! ☆ all my socials are jcp1765 if smth happens here:)
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Idina Menzel @idinamenzel
636K Followers 295 Following Mom, wife, daughter, sister, performer, fave meal: bagels w/ lox & cream cheese #TMOLMTour Summer ‘24 #RedwoodMusical #DramaQueen
Gaby ✨ ClayBelle @ClayBelleShop
5K Followers 930 Following Hi I’m Gaby, I make jewellery inspired by the things in life I love🌿 Customs are open, dm for inquiries 🥰 BLM | she/her 🏳️🌈🌈
Sneaker Queens Custom.. @snkrqueenscstms
6K Followers 304 Following I create art on sneakers | Commission requests open ☻ | Email, FAQ’s, and more ↓
raven 🦇 @theravenatelier
10K Followers 2K Following ON HIATUS | small batch stamped fashions for the girls and the gays || queer owned | instagram/tiktok/pinterest @/theravenatelier
jo | everything hurts.. @joistired_
417 Followers 559 Following #bitwt #booktwt • 📖: idk check goodreads i never update this
🍒 sammy 🍒 @sammyvanhiggins
5K Followers 1K Following BLM | books closed | e-mail only no DMs | see website for FAQs and booking info | pls don’t copy my work ✨
@opinions2234 @Madiii03 You say that but I’d never bartend or wait tables for $15-$20 an hour. That’s a huge pay cut.
@joshydgr8 This is my Venmo! Thank you for offering!
@Madiii03 The best way to fix the tipping system is to get rid of it and have the places actually pay their waiters instead of getting a random sum of money when they go to work
@opinions2234 @Madiii03 1000% But then we'd have to pay a living wage.
I just got a $0 tip on $250 check. I still have to tip out 6%. I’m paying to serve that table in the Florida heat. Please fix our broken tipping system. I’m begging you.
@brenbren_007 @RepMattGaetz @PaulaYScanlan @RepCohen Wow as a cisman I had no idea women’s bathrooms were so wild. I thought you just went in a stall and did your thing and left.
@brenbren_007 @RepMattGaetz @PaulaYScanlan @RepCohen That’s right, and we all squat over one long trough to pee, holding hands to balance ourselves. Thank you for making clear, as someone who is obviously not a man pretending to be a woman, the truth of how we are all so exposed in public washrooms. Hero 😭
@brenbren_007 @RepMattGaetz @PaulaYScanlan @RepCohen You do realize you given away the fact you're actually a dude right? Just want to make sure we're all on the same page. That or you need to lock your stall & stop harassing everyone in the bathroom
@brenbren_007 @RepMattGaetz @PaulaYScanlan @RepCohen Oh 'Brenda'. Please stop pretending to be a woman on twitter.
@TakedownMRAs I’m sorry I am just imagining what this would look like and now I can’t stop. Just a whole row of women bent over in a room ass facing out for no logistical reason
I dont think this is what women's bathrooms are like.
My phone: “You met your sleep goal!!” Me: “im absorbing more radiation than if i lived at chernobyl”
A dude in California served 18 years of a life sentence for stealing a $2 pair of socks because it was his third strike. Elon Musk has, in just this one instance, overseen thousands of cases of fraud, worth $1,000 each. There is no justice in this country. Never has been.
Tesla quietly created a team to cancel as many appointments as possible from customers who wanted to bring their vehicles in for service to address driving range complaints. Employees were told they saved Tesla about $1,000 for every canceled appointment reut.rs/3YbUsVH
Instead of having children I’ll be spending all of my adult money on supporting my inner child and giving her what she deserves thank you.
@PezznolaPezz Me trying to keep up with their insanity
Working full time and fighting fascist book banners is exhausting. These people never stop! Like, take a night off. Damn. Read a book or something, joy sucking fuckers.
Getting my first radiation tomorrow...someone asked me what it would be in "banana equivalent doses" and I did the math and, look, let's all just go back to a time before I did that.
when i call you "bb" it stands for baja blast, remember that
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