Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

the gf means gluten-free | refer to me w/ whatever pronouns you want baby i aint the police San Diego, CA Joined December 2016

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

3 years ago

i do love a moth. it's like if a butterfly was also a puppy

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

3 years ago

my first car was a lease that I named rainbow fish

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does anyone else feel weird about emailing therapists bc its literally like "Good afternoon. I am seeking treatment for [Things That Are So Horrific And Private]. If you feel comfortable addressing those issues, I'd love to hear from you via phone or email."

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

realized my 7pm coffees dont make me more awake, they just make it so that I cant sleep, even if i am so tired. unfortunately I did realize this at 4:50am

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Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall

4 years ago

when sharks display aggression they enter a posture known as "Goof-ass Dork Mode"

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

when i drink my water bottle really fast, i like to think of it as "potion of pee my pants"

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

kinda dread people blowing kisses at me bc for the past 10 years i've been committed to this bit where i catch it like it was blown at 90mph and then smack the shit out of myself w zero hesitation or reservation

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

i was having feelings about a boy before i realized i could have a cheese and corn arepa & boozy pumpkin spiced tea instead

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

when i was applying for jobs to save up for a move in january, no one freaking warned me how much my coworkers could mean to me within 3 months and that was a severe injustice. crying in the car rn ✌🏼😔

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

i just feel like i'd get a lot more interaction if twitter had a dislike button

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

happened again :/

Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

5 years ago

happened again :/ https://t.co/lyaqFTtifa

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

theyve been there 3 days

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

if i spend too much time playing music, i am reminded that i actually cannot play music

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

is it 3 slices of pizza layered in a tupperware or is it lazy bitch lasagna

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Alora Thresher @lingweeniegf

4 years ago

i was gonna play genshin before work today but then i set up a budgeting app instead and it was just as satisfying. i just wanna know when my childhood whimsy began to die