lizzie @lizardolson

former baby | (she/her) Joined July 2015

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lizzie @lizardolson

3 months ago

only watching if every fak dies in the first episode

Film Updates @FilmUpdates

3 months ago

only watching if every fak dies in the first episode

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lizzie @lizardolson

3 months ago

some of you need to start going out for a weekly ice cream because sometimes you can meet zohran mamdani on your walk home

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lizzie @lizardolson

a year ago

the crowd at the DNC when the speakers talk about donald trump

Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama

5 years ago

the crowd at the DNC when the speakers talk about donald trump

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lizzie @lizardolson

a year ago

got on the bus to boston with a ticket for seat 15D only to find out such a seat does not exist… more updates to come

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lizzie @lizardolson

a year ago

chet hanks

soul nate @MNateShyamalan

a year ago

chet hanks

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lizzie @lizardolson

a year ago

watching the debate how god intended: via usa today's tiktok live

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Emily Garbutt @emilylgarbutt

a year ago

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lizzie @lizardolson

a year ago

rip penelope featherington you would have loved deuxmoi

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JSTOR @JSTOR

2 years ago

Please stay hydrated!

tallulah 🪺🫧🦔 @lilcutieorange

2 years ago

Please stay hydrated!

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lizzie @lizardolson

2 years ago

so slay of the girl in my lecture this morning to look up ‘mimes’ and meticulously read the search results for approximately fifteen minutes

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SparkNotes @SparkNotes

3 years ago

L + ratio + you're the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry

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Formula 1 @F1

3 years ago

A final flourish for Seb! #AbuDhabiGP #DankeSeb

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lizzie @lizardolson

4 years ago

obsessed with this spotify glitch from the other morning (please don’t judge me for listening to the downton abbey theme, with all due respect your honor it’s a banger)

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James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer

4 years ago

When you order something online vs. when it arrives

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lizzie @lizardolson

4 years ago

if someone made a loop of solely the intro to charli xcx’s ‘vroom vroom’, i’m fairly confident that listening to it would give me the ability to win the indy 500 first try

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lizzie @lizardolson

4 years ago

every single day i see people in my grade with umass 24’ in their insta bio... like if you really cannot figure out the placement of that apostrophe, you might as well be graduating in 2400