Elle Woods Wannabe @lizz_1219
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If imma overthink bc of whack behavior imma make sure he does too, now we both stressed
u have heard of hot girl summer now get ready for hedonistic girl spring where we indulge all our desires and live for the express purpose of pursuing pleasure whenever possible in whatever way is most meaningful to us
happy international women’s day to anyone i’ve met in a bar bathroom. you are all my sisters now
when i say i want to “go out” i never mean clubs i mean a little candle-lit wine bar
ask? for what i want?? no thanks, sounds risky
Literally all my single hot straight women friends want is a guy in a clean shirt who listens to the things she says and demonstrates his memory of like 10% of it. “You said you wanted to try this restaurant, so how about we go there this Wednesday?” WILL get you laid, trust me.
Literally all my single hot straight women friends want is a guy in a clean shirt who listens to the things she says and demonstrates his memory of like 10% of it. “You said you wanted to try this restaurant, so how about we go there this Wednesday?” WILL get you laid, trust me.
For the record: YOUR religion tells YOU what you can and can't do. It doesn't mean shit to the rest of us.
valentine’s day is not only deeply about romance, it’s also deeply about the platonic loves of my life, my friends 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Alright lads, the election this november appears to be between an 81 year old with dementia and a 77 year old who is ineligible due to the 14th Amendment. Nobody involved wants to admit either reality. Good luck
Alright lads, the election this november appears to be between an 81 year old with dementia and a 77 year old who is ineligible due to the 14th Amendment. Nobody involved wants to admit either reality. Good luck
Nearly a quarter of a million domestic violence charges + a year of analyzing them later and it's finally here. @UTInvestigative and I's investigation into domestic violence court cases found... 👇🧵 #utpol #DomesticViolence @sltrib @APFFoundation @FundFIJ sltrib.com/news/2024/02/0…
my holes filled i hope
[homicidally stressed] i’m just gonna make some tea and sit on the couch for a while <3
*Tapping the sign*
why are men so self conscious about their height ? there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about, for example, the lack of emotional intelligence.
Men are upset about the power imbalance between men and women in dating. Let’s talk about it: 🧵 A prominent Christian man tweeted a tik tok of a women saying men aren’t completing against other men for her attention, but against her and her ability to be happy alone. 1
i hope all my loved ones know i would peel not only oranges but dozens of pomegranates for them
🌈Dr. Frizzle @Swilua
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peanut ball stan acco.. @aliahdomino
8K Followers 5K Following Mom, wife, L&D RN. 🩺 Be a force for good. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ✨she/her✨
so molly aye @brainwormsssss
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SALTLAKEison🧂🏊�.. @AddisonDJenkins
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purse eh phone eee @itscheshi
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amelia bedelia and am.. @millie_greeney
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gant park @gantisdant
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Evan J. Worthen @harambevan
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Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
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josie 🐋 @oh_nosie
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Rhognir @Rhognir1
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oui’d faery 🧷 @stvalentinegay
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shelbie🧡🤍🩷�.. @shelficle
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TC @t_im_talks
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NADIE SABE @tatianrry
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yobroski @yooobroski
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Carter the Hater @domino_carter
22 Followers 29 Following white bread and hot takes only, b*tches 🌶️
Faithful No Moh @FaithfulNoMoh
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Simon is Simoning �.. @PopeSimonX
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BRIAN PJ HASSETT @HASSETT656
459 Followers 758 Following Hello my names Brian i'm 64 and i'm single i have never had a girlfriend and don't have any children.And i'm still a virgin I like to be spanked hard
Nick Cockrell @The_Cockrell
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Peter the Less Great @PeterTheMeh
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stinky bird wife @soup_spoonus
343 Followers 1K Following Sophie•26•Autism, ADHD, OCD, Always fucking tired man•Nursing Student & Barista•(she/they/he)•18+ only•Lover of Dima•Parental Unit of Frank• @soup_spoonus on IG
Mal Pal💫 @chavmal
471 Followers 1K Following If you think about it, an entire cake is still one piece of cake. 🧁
Not A Doctor Smith @Not_A_Dr_Smith
37 Followers 98 Following A loser on Twitch just trying to game with the homies like it 2009. Streaming at https://t.co/eU4496gcRT
Byron Macdonald @byronromac
544 Followers 3K Following Percy Dovetonsils is my spirit animal. It was white scotch! Doomed Staycation. Soon to be a sitcom.
Agustin Vega Rodrigue.. @AgustinVegaRod2
215 Followers 3K Following I m from Spain 🇪🇸 Living in the Netherlands 🇳🇱 hoogeveen 🏠no ☎️
Brent @Brentacle
68 Followers 985 Following “I want you to feel safe” 51 // ExMo // Lib // Ally // Finding myself again. Looking for SLC/UT County moots, friends, concert peeps. Non-transactional life. ❤️
Hung Guy 801 @hungguy801
1K Followers 675 Following 6’7” tall, 9” hung, tight hole, bi and love to swing
🌈Dr. Frizzle @Swilua
27K Followers 6K Following “An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"—@jermsguy “Ms Frizzle IRL”—@ElleMaeGal “Cranky and Annoyed”—@washingtonpost She/Fae
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
46K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
peanut ball stan acco.. @aliahdomino
8K Followers 5K Following Mom, wife, L&D RN. 🩺 Be a force for good. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ✨she/her✨
Stacey Harkey @StaceyHarkey
18K Followers 970 Following My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)
so molly aye @brainwormsssss
4K Followers 1K Following never got the sex talk {24} she/her ♏️ venmo: mollymoo5678
SALTLAKEison🧂🏊�.. @AddisonDJenkins
5K Followers 3K Following Frmr @usgabyu pres 🏳️🌈. Foodie. Urban Planning. Policy&Politics. Professional Instagram Stalker. Snark is my own. RTs are for fun. he/his. GAY.
purse eh phone eee @itscheshi
9K Followers 3K Following i don’t even know man • 💗💜💙🏳️🌈🦄 • virgo x3 • she/her/bro • 29💀 • venmo: chelsi-jm / cashapp: chelsiJM • nsfw alt: @sirenstuff • 🌱be kind🌿
gant park @gantisdant
827 Followers 499 Following turning haters into waiters at my table of success | he/him 23
manic pixie dream gob.. @phoebeannek
2K Followers 622 Following 28 yr old fall risk she/her Venmo: @phoebeannek
Evan J. Worthen @harambevan
3K Followers 881 Following t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶n̶c̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶c̶e̶s̶t̶o̶r̶ among the ancestors of the worst era of provo twitter
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
stan @starbeyd
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Barbie Girl in a Bad .. @missmarajade
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Bea, Eyvind Earle sta.. @beaisbi
916 Followers 913 Following 🏳️🌈 ❤️💜💙, bi-demi-poly-cis. liberal describes both my political views & blocking #transrightsarehumanrights she/her/hers/thy/thee/thou/thine
Sarah (fiancée versi.. @sarahtilton_
1K Followers 785 Following engaged | 🩷💜💙 | nova stan acct | Venmo: @/sarahtilton_
Niche Internet Micro-.. @pytking
303 Followers 556 Following you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
morbid and tired gal @morbidandtired
20 Followers 25 Following
John A. List @Econ_4_Everyone
29K Followers 89 Following Distinguished Service Professor @UChi_Economics, @ANU_CBE CoDirector @TMWCenter EditorJPE&JPEMI ChiefEconomist @Walmart (Ex LyftUber), husband to @drdanasuskind
kiwi @dietcokekiwi
3K Followers 225 Following girlfriend material! | milf | she/her | 28 | $cetuslapetus (buy me a diet coke? 🥺) 💖🌸💕
camilla brooke 🌿 @camillabrooke_
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Cougars Against Hate @CougarCoalition
185 Followers 495 Following Official Account for the LDS LGBT+ Coalition. #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter. Rainbow Day March 4th 2021.
Kathryn with a K and .. @kattyrincox
308 Followers 828 Following spent a full week climbing Mount Kilimanjaro and didn’t even make it to the top. she/her. 🏳️🌈
Alien Child Megan �.. @megamindirl
4K Followers 3K Following she/her ♀️Harpist 🎶 Intersectional Feminist 💪 ♿ 🌈 BS in Public Health. I don’t have tear ducts or ear bones. Ask me about Taylor Swift.
oui’d faery 🧷 @stvalentinegay
153 Followers 578 Following hi, welcome back to me: screaming. he/they
Makoto Hunter @makoto_hunter
406 Followers 397 Following MA/PhD track @ucsbhistory. Weird marriages and weird poetry. American religions, Mormon studies, gender and sexuality. she/her 🏳️⚧️
Rep. Rosemary Lesser,.. @RepLesser
2K Followers 2K Following Physician and veteran, proudly serving District 10 in the Utah House of Representatives. Official account.
Brent Dalling @brent_dalling
37 Followers 323 Following Software Engineer @ Sparkfish and novice photographer. Personal Account. I love mountain biking, food, and testing gravity in office chairs.
potato fairy 🥔🌼 @saritablu
199 Followers 267 Following Sarah. 🏳️🌈. Ace/bi. Psychology major. LDS-adjacent. Se habla español. Mentally unstable and going through it. She/her.
Real_Slim_Sadie96 @lil_miss_loo96
280 Followers 595 Following True Crime podcast enthusiast, video game nerd art lover, wife, cat mom, she/her.
ft. Ludacris @babyhakes43
329 Followers 683 Following Just your average honey badger that loves chocolate milk she/her
☀️ friend shape �.. @friend_shape
2K Followers 2K Following *off-key kazoo fanfare* • get vaxxed wear a mask • nebulously queer 🏳️🌈 • she/they/whatever • occasional tweets about being Mormon
lindsey (new account) @lindsonIine
37 Followers 72 Following twitter suspended my account bc they hate me !!!
heather 🌷🎀 @sunflowrheather
480 Followers 447 Following lover of flowers, one direction and C 🎀🍓🌷🐝🦋🐛🪴🪻☀️🍐
Sen. Luz Escamilla @SenatorLuz
6K Followers 2K Following Senator Luz Escamilla is the Senate Minority Leader in the Utah State Senate D10 includes SLC, WVC and Magna
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
586K Followers 20 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
Andria @andriamcq
106 Followers 367 Following Podcast junkie. Lover of the outdoors. Wife. Mom to four crazy boys. BYU
❃ miss madie jean �.. @missmadiejean
2K Followers 810 Following an old-timey bathing suit that lives in the himalayas
Dr. Dana Suskind @DrDanaSuskind
7K Followers 997 Following Surgeon, Co-Director @TMWCenter @UChicago. Mom. Wife to @Econ_4_Everyone. @NYTimes Bestselling 'Parent Nation' https://t.co/9CIH2nMZD9 & 2015's 'Thirty Million Words'
jade @Jadenhaley
262 Followers 332 Following being Milo's aunt is my entire personality. social work grad student. bi. she/her.
Ms V @supernovia
2K Followers 2K Following Chaotic good. Woman in tech. Private tweets; not on here much 💙💛
🌙sage✨ @skobup
1K Followers 748 Following You have worth 😘 Join me for angry mom takes, quilts, and the occasional scribble. 🎨 she/her
@dog_rates He’s not the stepdad, he’s the dad that stepped up
Me: Careful Doc, all my friends say I have cat like reflexes. Doctor: *gently hits my knee* Me: *stares him in his face as I slowly push everything off his desk*
@AnissaWall Thanks for sharing. The way Brad paints people outside the church is total garbage. What a sad life he must lead to not see the good in others
put aside his own *selfish* goals & unselfishly stepped up and sacrificed to nurse our father back to health. Believers have no monopoly on charity and unselfishness.
A koala has a smooth brain roughly the size of a walnut. Its brain to body ratio is about 0.2%. It often does not recognize the eucalyptus in front of it as food. It still has a stronger grasp on the human female reproductive system than you do.
@PhantomGirl007 @ShiroSpirit Ectopic pregnancies happen because you aren’t having sex during ovulation dumbass
I’m definitely mixing metals on purpose and not because I physically can’t get my daith earring out but I kind of love this earring combo ????
@phil_lyman Why would a proclaimed God-fearing state offer help to their brothers and sisters? The @GOP thinks this is an issue to win elections, they have no interest in fixing the broken immigration. Someone the doesn’t empathize with these people isn’t fit to be a governor.
@NHCSL @phil_lyman I agree with Rep. Lyman, our system is broken and we definitely have a crisis at our border, but the rhetoric being spread by @phil_lyman’s X account isn’t going to change that, it will only heightening misinformation and hate.
free my girl she did nothing wrong
Corinna Smith poured boiling water mixed with sugar on her husband whilst he slept, killing him. Corinna said that she found out he had been sexually abusing their children.
This unambiguously slaps. We should build this.
Facebook during an election year is amazing, My uncle just shared this
take it away gould
my coworker is the most talented person i've ever met are you fucking kidding me
Banishment was an underrated punishment, we should bring it back. I’d much rather be banished for my crimes than be imprisoned. I’ll take my chances in Canada.
@lizz_1219 If this is about who I think it is. Make him sweat sis
More women need to do it & we need to empower them to feel justified. You don't actually have to collect red flags & present your case. You can just go. Block. You're allowed to be done & trust your own voice.
Leaving at the first red flag really shocks men. The disbelief when you walk away from one of them on the first sign of discomfort or inconvenience is palpable. Like “omg that was just round 1!! You’re supposed to stay till the knockout stage” ummm no. We don’t do that here
real ideal masculinity is integrity, honor, trustworthiness, generosity, compassion, and responsibility in providing for your people, and protecting those in need of protection men who lack it replace it with cheap imitations that mostly consist of guns, sports, and camping
“loss of the masculine”
I’ve been seeing the LDS podcasts and YouTubers I follow talk about the loss of the masculine in the Church. I also see aspects of that being in YM leadership. Fellow LDX — what solutions have you found to re-engage the boys and men with each other, the Gospel, and the Church?
people who are chronically late are so disrespectful like. can you just care
@hluebucks Or it’s just rude to disrespect other people’s time
We are so excited for baby sister to join us in September!! 🩷
"We used to live in a world where our morals and our values drove our politics, and now our politics are driving our morals and values,” said @RobertGehrke, reporter for the @sltrib. #TheHinckleyReport pbsutah.org/hinckley @pbsutah | @hinckleyinst
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