Lizzie McElheney @lizziesus
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I thought this was Will Ferrel…
her not being brought up in the office siren conversations makes me upset
we don’t have time for this right now dude
Whistleblowers at Boeing just keep dying right after they start alerting authorities about what is going on at Boeing. Boeing has an amazing hit squad. Extremely efficient and talented. It's too bad that Boeing didn't put as much effort into the 737 Max and the 787.
The support coming out of the Middle East for American students literally destroys the argument that they hate us regardless if we support them or not. It was never true, it was always just a means of getting us to blindly agree with the mass murdering Arab civilians.
The support coming out of the Middle East for American students literally destroys the argument that they hate us regardless if we support them or not. It was never true, it was always just a means of getting us to blindly agree with the mass murdering Arab civilians.
@Morbidful This is a video of Daniel Shaver wife “8 years ago Daniel Shaver, unarmed and crying on the ground, was murdered by Officer Philip Brailsford. Officer Brailsford was acquitted, reinstated, and claimed PTSD from the shooting”.
This seems like a common thing. Somebody pointed out on here, the early seasons of the Simpsons were written by eclectic nerds who had marinated in all sorts of weird old media. The newer seasons are written by people who grew up watching the Simpsons.
White woman, world renowned academic, brutalised by cops in full view of video cameras and arrested. They still lied on court records about the event. Now think how often cops lie about those without similar privilege
White woman, world renowned academic, brutalised by cops in full view of video cameras and arrested. They still lied on court records about the event. Now think how often cops lie about those without similar privilege
With women in Idaho being airlifted to other states to recieve emergency medical care, the proposed "solution" is to tell women to get "emergency air transport insurance". Idaho women are having to be transported to others states not because of a lack of medical technology or…
She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
I think one of the most important safety tips for women is to pay attention to how a man responds to a no, & I don't just mean a literal no. How does he respond when you disagree, when you refuse to defer to him, when you set a boundary, when you're unavailable.
Feel like we missed out on something really special
Feel like we missed out on something really special
At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.
i think we all know what role i was cheated out of
i think we all know what role i was cheated out of
Arkansas baptist church worship leader, children’s ministry volunteer & christian school teacher, Reagan Gray, has been arrested for grooming & raping a 15 year old church member.
you’re telling me this isn’t a picture of a famous K-Pop idol…??
USC announced that valedictorian Asna Tabassum’s commencement speech has been canceled, stating it was “necessary to maintain the safety of our campus and students” ‘I am surprised that my own university has abandoned me,’ Tabassum said in a statement uscannenbergmedia.com/2024/04/15/pro…
The fact that Pilates was rebranded into a workout for healthy/wealthy yt women is... Joseph Pilates created Pilates in a prison for sick prisoners. AND it was his understudy, Kathy Stanford Grant (a black woman) that refined it. She was an acclaimed choreographer.
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John F. Kennedy's only grandson — Jack Schlossberg
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
I miss Riccardo’s couture he too busy chasing OOMF at trappy hour he need to get back in the booth
pink hair rihanna returns after 10 years
Ok I’d just like to set the record straight about my excessively wrinkled shirt. I took a second photo after steaming but decided it didn’t embody the same energy
I don’t think people understand how MAJOR this is. For a woman in her sixties to break a record like this goes against every ageist and sexist we are taught in the world. Like this is actually fucking incredible. Her legacy cannot be denied.
.@Madonna makes history in Rio tonight marking the largest ever standalone concert for any artist, with over 1.6 million fans attending as she closes The Celebration Tour!
She had a choice between a man and a bear and chose the bear:
Yassa-kun is the mascot of Togane City, Japan. He is a boy reluctantly participating in a local festival, and his design was drawn in 5 minutes by a teenager.
A literary feud involving two men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham is giving 19th century.
My Jerry Hall cosplay🙏
I need ppl to know I cook but also eat as well💋
my philosophy prof’s instagram following : I am cooked
My pop theory is that if you as an international artist become LOVED in Brazil, you’ll be famous forever. It’s never been about being big in Japan, it’s always been about being big in Brazil. If you haven’t broken into that market yet you have miles to go
Madonna makes history with her free show in Rio de Janeiro marking the biggest standalone concert for any artist ever. Over 1.6 million people attended the show.
If I was a Art museum curator this is what I would bring to the table
also, “you’re not hot bro” sealed the deal for me. i believe glasses
there will never be another edit that comes close to this sorry
struck gold at the thrift today