Love Muffin (yours) @lizzurd
I will make you laugh when you least expect it! Also, I practice liberal politics and I won't apologize for it. The middle of the Midwest Joined June 2008-
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Happy homecoming! MIZ 🐯 instagram.com/p/8qnykVIKRCwU…
Love these trips, far from home and all alone. So much opportunity to try out other lives
And then life aligns a little bit more tightly to prove to you you are totally not in control and have no idea what is going to happen.
Some nights you just smile as you go to sleep bc someone tells you to sleep well and you know he means it.
Not often I tell someone what they want us what I'll give them. But when I do, I mean it.
@randalltime1 well you know what I just did
You want something discreet and ongoing? Fuck off. I've spent my life discreet and ongoing. I deserve fucking center stage.
@stldaddy You're right. I must have him now.
When his favorite turns out to be your most secret fantasy, you know you're in trouble.
@randalltime1 sorry. I'll be better, TH.
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