Lyndsay @lmd802
In the middle of my existential crisis Joined December 2011-
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Phil Scott: No New Prison Construction in Vermont! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/tph7N5ZQ via @Change
Maybe I’m old, but since when do we refer to children who dance-dance-revolution on Facebook as “celebrities” #tiktok
The characters in One Tree Hill have no business handling firearms. #irresponsiblegunhandling
Does anyone else eat family size bags of mini m&ms using tiny jars to scoop them into your mouth or are you normal
Well, I just found out that the #blacklivesmattermovement isn’t a non-profit... so, someone please correct me because I hope I’m wrong in my understanding that THEY HAVE TO PAY FUCKING TAXES TO A GOVERNMENT THAT REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE RESPONSIBILITY?!That is so fucked up I just
At your earliest convenience, I urge you to google baby rusty spotted cats. Thank me later
What’s up with the “too little too late” re-release? Does JoJo not know how to sing any other lyrics...? #iliketheoriginalbetter
Anyone else finding small irritations in everyone and everything around them? Like if I have to hear one more anecdote about the one-way aisles at the grocery store, I might scream. Also, it’s pronounced “birTHday” NOT birFday 🤬🤬🤬
This has really been a testament to how comfortable my normal every day clothes are because I’ve literally been dressing the same.
I’m gonna say it: I haven’t even watched the tiger king
Changed an iPhone 6S battery. Would’ve been easier to buy a new phone. 14/10 do not recommend
Well hand me a 2XL t-shirt and a glass of lukewarm milk because I’m starting to look like a McBoyle. #alwayssunny #unibrowgamestrong #whenwasthelasttimeiwashedmyhair
all of us who say we’ll go out when all of this blows over are lying. we still aren’t going
When my package tracker says it’ll be delivered today
Hi fraaands!! Remember to moisturize your hands after all the washing and sanitizing!
Who wants to pretend to be engaged so we can try wedding cake samples until we explode?
Quarantine day 5: I used my unemployment check to buy a laptop
Betty Barreto @betty_egviruva
20 Followers 185 Following Then I realize what it is. It’s him. Something about him makes me feel like I am about to fall. Or turn to liquid. Or burst into flames
Sophie Markowski @sophmarkowski21
23 Followers 83 Following
Derek D'Angelo @dmdangelo7861
32 Followers 129 Following
Emily Taylor @misspebbles2
51 Followers 227 Following Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.
kyah miner @KyahMiner
2 Followers 12 Following
FeleciaLynn @Felecia_Lynn
27 Followers 121 Following
Garett Shull @hashtag_garbear
6 Followers 13 Following
Harley McBadass @MommyMcBadass
29 Followers 74 Following I'm a mother first. I've been told I'm blunt and original. I could be your Ride or Die.. Or NOT. Lol. MyMinis.motorcycles❤️trucks.money.tattoos
Andy Huntley @andy_rooski
4 Followers 20 Following
Jennio ✌ @summer_childs
108 Followers 196 Following
Dustin Dusablon @FluffyCoast
48 Followers 192 Following Connoisseur of poor jokes| Worst baseball I know #MUFC #NYG #LAD
Kelsey Slade @getslade_
24 Followers 41 Following Sometimes I use this thing...then I forget about it.
Brittany @bnh02120
40 Followers 60 Following
Travis Tester @Tester_Travis
12 Followers 19 Following
antonio piccirillo @TotoPiccirillo
4 Followers 71 Following
Marilyn Monroe @N_J_Mortenson
255 Followers 1K Following Marilyn Monroe / Marilyn's Bitch / Fake Account / Pickup Lines / Fact & Advice
Ben Elmore @benelmore15
15 Followers 96 Following
Matt @Roofus313
14 Followers 23 Following
Ted Rigger @TedRigger
3K Followers 4K Following I tweet legal information articles written by various authors. I am not an attorney. I just find the law interesting.
Morale Rose @KJMorale
205 Followers 252 Following
ExGirlfriendProblems @BiddieIssues
13 Followers 43 Following Just a small town girl with a track record of guys that have ExGirlfriendProblems
~TheGreatCornholio~ @cornholio523
51 Followers 108 Following AdamJames. #TeamVW. #TeamNissan. Future house-husband. IG: adamjames523
Science report @Sciencereport36
3K Followers 3K Following Your source for the latest news on Science.
NikkiM802 @NikkiDMaloy
36 Followers 41 Following
Megan Mitchell @meganjmitchell5
72 Followers 81 Following
Alena @alena410
3 Followers 4 Following
WhatEvery1IsThinking @WhtEvry1Thinks
94 Followers 349 Following Providing you with subtweets for everyday events and tweets about those unspoken thoughts. Everyone is thinking it...we just say it.
Hanke Harris @hankenyzvi0
19 Followers 157 Following
Jessica Greeno @Jess_Greeno
80 Followers 120 Following
Fake Mark Huddleston @PrezHuddleston
2K Followers 2K Following The Prez of #UNH, and honoris causa and stuff. I enjoy aviation, bikes, and long walks to the fridge || Created March 2011 by @tgounleyNL || Snapchat & Ask.fm
Erin Murphy @ErinGoBrah_Less
58 Followers 133 Following
Cat Serafino @justacatherine
57 Followers 123 Following soul-crushingly optimistic cynic surfing the tides of the world (wide web) #iamalmostneveronhere #butimborednow
℗arker @g3t0nmyl3vel
84 Followers 709 Following The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality
Kathryn Michalovic @kathrynanne603
162 Followers 594 Following RPCV Ethiopia 🇪🇹. M. Ed & Masters of Community Development Policy & Practice! AmeriCorps alum. I came here to make a difference. 🌍✌️
Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real
31.4M Followers 549 Following My name is Kevin Hart and I WORK HARD!!! That pretty much sums me up!!! Everybody Wants To Be Famous But Nobody Wants To Do The Work
John Krasinski @johnkrasinski
2.3M Followers 143 Following Jack Ryan Ghost War May 20th On @Primevideo
Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper
6.9M Followers 3K Following 3️⃣🧢 + #CB10 Gold Deluxe Vinyls w/ 3️⃣ New Exclusive Acoustic Tracks Available NOW
MS NOW @MSNOWNews
5.0M Followers 803 Following The place for in-depth analysis, political commentary and exclusive reporting
The New York Times @nytimes
53.9M Followers 847 Following We seek the truth and help people understand the world. All election coverage is free in our app. https://t.co/e2FWJZP3Nb
The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
22.6M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
CNN @CNN
61.7M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download the CNN app ➡️ https://t.co/7PQD7o6fLw
That Girl @thatfuckinggrrl
14K Followers 841 Following Gives no fucks, takes no crap, and knows her shit. For biz opportunities, email [email protected]
Shameless Girls @shamelessgrlprb
30K Followers 573 Following from frat party keg stands to pregaming friends’ baby showers — 10 years of celebrating shamelessness
Single Girl Problems @snglegrlprblms
81K Followers 2K Following No, really, I'm fine. Do you have any wine? https://t.co/yhULQcwIa8 IG: snglegrlprblms BUSINESS CONTACT: [email protected]
Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs
173K Followers 819 Following Pleasure-rooted. Shame-free. Soul-deep 👄 ✨Trauma-informed intimacy for soft-hearted rebels ⬇️ Somatic coaching + doula care (abortion/miscarriage) by @lorraejo
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
11.6M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, longest-serving independent in congressional history.
Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler
6.7M Followers 593 Following #LittleBigBitchTour on sale now | Listen to Dear Chelsea Season 4 | Revolution is streaming now on @netflix
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
11.7M Followers 474 Following Go pre-order my new album "Seth MacFarlane Sings The Muppets" out September 18!
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
20.7M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Russell Brand @rustyrockets
10.2M Followers 819 Following Join me weekdays LIVE on RUMBLE | 10 AM (PT) | 6 PM (BST) | 1 PM (ET)
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
62.2M Followers 23K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
ashton kutcher @aplusk
14.0M Followers 861 Following I build things, stories, companies, collaborations of thoughts, dreams, & believe in a future where we all have a right to pursue happiness. +1 (319) 519-0576
Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake
47.7M Followers 335 Following I write hooks but I’m really just here for the bridge.
John Legend @johnlegend
11.8M Followers 1K Following Chrissy's husband. Father of Luna, Miles, Esti & Wren. https://t.co/x9qI1aOfvX
Department of State @StateDept
6.8M Followers 410 Following Leading U.S. foreign policy and American diplomacy since 1789. For all Department accounts: https://t.co/VpbtF1M8HK
NYer Page-Turner @pageturner
112K Followers 491 Following Criticism, contention, and conversation about books and the writing life, from https://t.co/79xml0B0zf.
Bill Gates @BillGates
65.3M Followers 573 Following Sharing things I'm learning through my foundation work and other interests.Trends for United States
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