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Want to learn how to do stand-up comedy?
Want to learn how to do stand-up comedy?
My new Stand-Up Beginners course in London Bridge w/ @angelcomedy starts March 12th Get more info 👉 bit.ly/AngelCourse Bucket list, Best Man speech, work presentation, fear of public speaking, midlife crisis; whatever your reason, learn how to do stand-up in just 5 weeks!
Beginning to seriously question whether my call actually is in a queue.
If you have to put up a sign, you’ve already lost the battle.
Airport check in: And finally, did you pack these bags yourself? Me: Yes. Now I have a question for you. Is there anyone onboard who’s pissed off Putin recently?
All I ever see on this app these days is people asking inane questions shamelessly seeking interactions. It's SO boring. What do you guys think about that?
Swear these guys did an #edfringe run early 2000s
American football halftime show: the greatest spectacle the world has ever seen! British football halftime show: Terry from Watford slipping over taking a penalty while the crowd chant “Who ate all the pies?”
I miss 10am games. Nothing like watching Japan v Costa Rica to take the edge of the morning emails. #WorldCup
People are forgetting the bigger picture. 2 out of the last 3 Prime Ministers have been women. Proving to my daughters that if they try hard enough they can be just as shit as a man.
‘Best Friend Ever’ is a phenomenal show. Passionate, honest, timely & incredibly funny. Very little to do with my directing, & everything to do with the exceptional talents & hard work of Ali Woods. Proud to be associated with it. Deserves all the success it will inevitably get.
‘Best Friend Ever’ is a phenomenal show. Passionate, honest, timely & incredibly funny. Very little to do with my directing, & everything to do with the exceptional talents & hard work of Ali Woods. Proud to be associated with it. Deserves all the success it will inevitably get.
Covid lockdowns - the good stuff! - @luketoulson
Great to see! FINALLY we have a Chancellor getting top earners to pay their taxes. #RishiSunak
Postman asked my name, I said Luke, and he said "May the Force be with you Luke". Today! In 2022. I can't think of another name with such a legacy. Apart from maybe Adolf.
- I did not attend any parties. "Happy birthday to you" - Not now! "Happy birthday to you" - It’s not my party. "Happy birthday Boris de Pfeffel Johnson" - They must mean a different Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.
Neighbour’s pumpkin taking on personality of my neighbour.
Some mornings it's difficult to know if I'm being raided by the police or Amazon are dropping off a package.
💥💥💥 ONE week to go til British comedy is relaunched with my all new show 'Main Character Syndrome'. 6.30pm Wed 19th May @topsecretcomedy Honoured to have been given the gig.💪😂 Book your FREE ticket via the link.⬇️
Sooz Kempner @SoozUK
107K Followers 6K Following "Comedian" DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Agents: @ryanioscoholmes @gag_reflex @TheJonesesVoice
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
86K Followers 743 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc
Alistair Barrie @AlistairBarrie
12K Followers 1K Following Comedian, allegedly. New special ‘Woke in Progress’ out now - https://t.co/1fKhNop9IN
Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic
19K Followers 2K Following Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year 2021. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://t.co/hqhxIJ6QaC
Fergus Craig @FergusCraig
36K Followers 1K Following Actor writer person. Rep: Curtis Brown. Video message: https://t.co/vfNpJfaTtV Roger LeCarre books in link below...
Gary Delaney-next tou.. @GaryDelaney
114K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary in Punderland on sale. Joke book 'Pundamentalist' out too. Jokes tweeted aren’t in the live shows. First 2 tours now on YouTube.
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Stuart Goldsmith @ComComPod
14K Followers 2K Following 🎤 The Comedian's Comedian Podcast 🌍 Catch my climate stand-up show, Spoilers
Leo Kearse - on YouTu.. @LeoKearse
60K Followers 1K Following Comedian YouTube, GB News - SNS & Headliners Exclusive content on Patreon. Links: https://t.co/i9WpTYuKFR Delighted to appal everyone Pronouns: she/her
Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin
145K Followers 254 Following 🎙Comedian 💥World-famous stunts (Sepp Blatter 💸) 🧢Lee Nelson 📺 3 BBC series • Get tickets for my UK Tour 👇🏼
Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott
79K Followers 2K Following 2023 🎟Live Dates🎟 https://t.co/TcMZ4yY0TD TIK-TOK https://t.co/cCOZr4Red4 PRE-ORDER my NEW BOOK https://t.co/oo7jHuK60z
Rich Wilson @IamRichWilson
7K Followers 3K Following Award nominated and award winning podcast: Insane In The Men Brain 🧠 Sign up to my patreonhttp://patreon.com/menbrainpodcast0
Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs
6K Followers 792 Following GET TICKETS TO MY 2024 UK & IRELAND STAND UP TOUR HERE👇
Joe Wells (Neurodiver.. @joewellscomic
15K Followers 880 Following Writer and comedian. Listen to my podcast; Neurodivergent Moments https://t.co/wfJxe01B1p contact @glorioustweet
Felicity Ward @felicityward
41K Followers 3K Following 2024 Australian Tour now on sale! 🎫👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Hal Cruttenden @Halcruttenden
49K Followers 1K Following Stand up comedian, actor and writer. I’m hcruttenden on Threads and Instagram
Carl Donnelly @CarlDonnelly
22K Followers 2K Following Comedian. Podcaster. @Veganuary Ambassador. Bumbaclart. One half of @wearetvi one third of @babysittingtrev COYS Big up yourselves
Hubert Mayr @HubsMayr
1K Followers 1K Following Austrian Comedian - BBC New Comedy Award nominee - Bath Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2022 Runner up
Rosario Stritzke @RosarioStr92473
93 Followers 5K Following
Zita Jimbo @JimboZita7603
57 Followers 5K Following
Mckenzie Faubert @MckenzFaube
62 Followers 5K Following
Renae Yunk @renae40313
99 Followers 5K Following
Kathleen Fonda @FondKathl
73 Followers 5K Following
Iesha Luderman @LudermIes
56 Followers 5K Following
Millicent Chesteen @ChestMillic
27 Followers 2K Following 🔑Millicent | 21 | Earn your own Crypt$ casino👇🍓
Stephan Geering @stephangeering
427 Followers 1K Following Deputy General Counsel & Compliance, Trustworthy AI and Global Privacy Officer at Anthology. Tweets are my personal views. He/him/his.
Cherilyn Gottleber @gottleber89290
32 Followers 3K Following 🥕Cherilyn . Biggest crypto casino presale👇
Caitlyn Knoch @CaitlyKnoc
47 Followers 5K Following
Eliza Cedeno @ElizaCeden30596
82 Followers 5K Following
Robert Wells @weaselspoon
840 Followers 3K Following Dramatically unco la-la-la-la-lighting technician. Cannot be thrown stagewards sarcastically. He/him.
Amelie Bezanson @ameli_bezans
22 Followers 5K Following
Andy Flannigan @andyflannigan
271 Followers 397 Following Avid Manchester United fan. Barrister's Clerk. Daddy to James and William.
Lauren Plester @LaurenPlester
41 Followers 98 Following
Tabs @Tabsybear
101 Followers 425 Following
Colin Moore @_twoot
68 Followers 280 Following Theatre critic, TV and Film extra / walk-on artist and voice artist
Simon Gary @Meursault74
3K Followers 5K Following Author of the comic novels Gone to the Dogs and its prequel Thryke - The Man That Nobody Knew. Blogger and purveyor of flash fiction. #WritingCommunity
Devin Gray @devingraycomedy
1 Followers 6 Following
Richard Stead @rmstead
1K Followers 1K Following Huddersfield Town fan and love all things sport. Former Fartown boy now exiled darn Sarf. Head & Travel Director of the Southern Terriers, get on board!!
Josh Platt @Joshua__Platt
65 Followers 241 Following Housing legal aid lawyer @RCJadvice. Music, comedy, art and history.
The Loss Foundation @LossFoundation
5K Followers 2K Following The Loss Foundation is a registered charity supporting people who are bereaved by cancer or Covid-19. Visit our website for free events, information & support.
Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
88K Followers 853 Following Fancy Dan.On Tour 2024 tickets on the website. Enquiries to [email protected] - https://t.co/LrVPjYAxzV 📸 @amybrammall
Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer
505K Followers 2K Following michael spicer: no room on bbc sounds and radio 4 subscribe now please i didn’t pay for my check mark
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
86K Followers 743 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc
Rhys James @rhysjamesy
112K Followers 1K Following Former young comedian. Not a surname to his name.
Olaf Falafel @OFalafel
78K Followers 1K Following Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here: https://t.co/cvc5YqdPXo
Alistair Barrie @AlistairBarrie
12K Followers 1K Following Comedian, allegedly. New special ‘Woke in Progress’ out now - https://t.co/1fKhNop9IN
Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic
19K Followers 2K Following Stand up named Comedian’s Comedian Of The Year 2021. A man's got to know his limitations. All tickets for live shows - https://t.co/hqhxIJ6QaC
Fergus Craig @FergusCraig
36K Followers 1K Following Actor writer person. Rep: Curtis Brown. Video message: https://t.co/vfNpJfaTtV Roger LeCarre books in link below...
Bobby Mair @BobbyMair
10K Followers 940 Following Comedian. Host of Killer Camp on The CW. Host of @theyearispod New Special COCKROACH drops NOV 2 on YT link for all below
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
451K Followers 2K Following Comedian & great friend. Albums: https://t.co/3mphPZ5HDp (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk
Tim Minchin @timminchin
1.4M Followers 480 Following Songwriter singer pianist actor writer comedian producer speaker poet wanker reader runner worrier. Blue tick is an Elon freebie.
Leo Kearse - on YouTu.. @LeoKearse
60K Followers 1K Following Comedian YouTube, GB News - SNS & Headliners Exclusive content on Patreon. Links: https://t.co/i9WpTYuKFR Delighted to appal everyone Pronouns: she/her
Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy
72K Followers 2K Following • Host of @haveawordpod • Stand-Up Specials on YouTube • I’m raising money for Zoe’s Place 👇🏽 •
Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin
145K Followers 254 Following 🎙Comedian 💥World-famous stunts (Sepp Blatter 💸) 🧢Lee Nelson 📺 3 BBC series • Get tickets for my UK Tour 👇🏼
Mick Ferry @MickFerry
13K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/IHcOytK2yL also if you can spare anything https://t.co/WJ7sBjyxNv also https://t.co/sw0y3lyDEz
Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott
79K Followers 2K Following 2023 🎟Live Dates🎟 https://t.co/TcMZ4yY0TD TIK-TOK https://t.co/cCOZr4Red4 PRE-ORDER my NEW BOOK https://t.co/oo7jHuK60z
James Maw @JamesTMaw
26K Followers 1K Following Commissioning editor @TheAthleticFC, bad #THFC takes on @VFTLpodcast, medium-term-suffering @KingstonianFC fan
Paul O Keefe @pokeefe1
132K Followers 8K Following
Jack Pitt-Brooke @JackPittBrooke
86K Followers 4K Following I cover Tottenham and England for @TheAthleticFC and appear on The View from the Lane. DMs open or [email protected]
Nathan @NathanAClark
30K Followers 99 Following Tactics Guy/Podcast Editor/Recruitment Dork/Green Screener @TheExtraInch. Fully Coys. ⚭ @MaryamClark98. Likes Bad Tweets. Chronic Insomniac. ☭
Charlie Eccleshare @CDEccleshare
57K Followers 949 Following Spurs correspondent @TheAthleticFC. Football Cliches, View from the Lane, Totally Football Show podcasts. First book out last year - link below.
Devin Gray @devingraycomedy
1 Followers 6 Following
Lilywhite Rose @Lilywhite_Rose
105K Followers 200 Following Independent #THFC account |🎙️Lilywhite Rose Pod | Fan Writer @BBCSport | Pundit @spurs_news_1882 enquiries ➡️ [email protected] or DM #COYS
The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress
212K Followers 9K Following The home of everything Tottenham Hotspur FC. Daily #THFC news, analysis, coverage, and opinion. #Spurs #COYS.
george bell @Belly77
180 Followers 297 Following Creative Director. Mufc. Part time idiot and full time dyslexic.
Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis
449K Followers 833 Following Matt and Shane’s secret podcast : Gilly & Keeves
Red Richardson Comedy.. @redrichardson1
3K Followers 819 Following Stand up comedian. podcast @theyearispod. My debut comedy special is available to watch for here for free. https://t.co/0oEr1xyssI
Steen Raskopoulos @steenrasko
7K Followers 2K Following The Duchess (Netflix) / Feel Good (Netflix) / Top Coppers (Netflix/BBC) / 1/2 of @thebearpack
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.7M Followers 2 Following
Sam Morril @sammorril
215K Followers 931 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
Tifo Football @TifoFootball_
158K Followers 606 Following If you like our videos, you’ll probably love The Athletic. Try it for FREE for 30 days by clicking the link in the bio.
Will Almond @wrjalmond
403 Followers 2K Following internet words. politics + football in @mundialmag & others. #lufc
Dan Nightingale @DanHasAPodcast
29K Followers 8 Following Comedian/Bottom 0.5% Shagger 😘 Checkout the one and only @haveawordpod Come see me live in 2024! ⬇️
Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers
91K Followers 69 Following An independent hub for trustworthy @SpursOfficial transfer news, ranked for your convenience.
Team London Bridge @TeamLondonBdg
9K Followers 3K Following Putting up living walls and breaking down barriers, we’re here to help London Bridge businesses thrive. For more from the area follow @atlondonbridge
SE1 Comedy @ The Leat.. @SE1Comedy
89 Followers 115 Following We are back at The Leather Exchange pub near London Bridge with a season of Edinburgh Fringe previews!
Stephen O'Donnell @stephenodonnell
76K Followers 56K Following CIO, NED, Web 3, Blockchain, Banking, Insurance, Telco, Logistics, Software, Storage, Data Centres, Archaeology. Views are my own @[email protected]
Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci
696K Followers 1K Following Words and Smiles. Also, Patron of Child Poverty Action Group, @CPAGUK.
Fin Taylor @FinTaylorcomedy
25K Followers 699 Following I host Fin vs The Internet on YouTube: https://t.co/VEeG13VxCG
Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins
394K Followers 6K Following BBC News Analysis Editor, The Media Show, 'The Art of Explanation' (out now), squash enthusiast, occasional DJ. Agents: @MiradorMgmt @zcosini
Jayde Adams @jaydeadams
50K Followers 1K Following making a stand against nepotism in the entertainment industry.
Joanne McNally @jomcnally
41K Followers 3K Following Listen to ‘My Therapist Ghosted Me’ & ‘Who Replaced Avril Lavigne’ wherever you get your pods.
🇯🇲🇬🇧 @ThanyiaMoore
6K Followers 3K Following Hardly here, join me on Insta and TikTok! Rep'd by: 📺 Russell @insanity 🎭 Simon @JAGLondon 📧: [email protected] 🌈
Tiernan Douieb @TiernanDouieb
19K Followers 8K Following Barely here anymore as it’s terrible. All the things: https://t.co/RV48jtP1sz
Hubert Mayr @HubsMayr
1K Followers 1K Following Austrian Comedian - BBC New Comedy Award nominee - Bath Comedy Festival New Act of the Year 2022 Runner up
Luke Chilton @ChiltonlukeLuke
654 Followers 680 Following lukechiltoncomedian (Insta) Semi-finalist level of funny comedian: BBC New Comedy Award 2019 Up the Creek: One to Watch 2019
Tom Deacon @TomHDeacon
17K Followers 3K Following Hi 👋🏻 TV and Radio Presenter 📻 - @solentsport Wednesday 6-7pm 📺 - Saints and Sinners Podcast 🫛 Host of F1 Esports 📱- Insta: TomDeaconComedy
Turtle Canyon Comedy @TurtleCanyonCom
4K Followers 3K Following Comedy films and series. As seen on Netflix, Prime, Channel4, ITV, BBC, Sky & a little website called YouTube. Heard of it? (banner photo by Matt Stronge)
Kate Barron @Kate_Barron
2K Followers 3K Following Loud talker. Funny Person. Links to stuff below! 🇨🇦 Canadian comedian in London 🇬🇧
Gregor Sharp @bluntasatack
3K Followers 2K Following Co-writer of Two Doors Down on BBC One. Other tv stuff. Views - misty blue
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
MarkDrama @MarkDrama1
19 Followers 241 Following Editor of Peaky Blinders, Black Mirror, Taboo, Sherlock and The Crown and occasional Director 4321 and The Dark Channel
Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie
1.6M Followers 623 Following Actor, musician, writer. Because the world needs more of those.
DMs Are Open @DMsAreOpenBBC
15K Followers 187 Following The sketch comedy show written by YOU! A @BBCStudios Production.
Ria Lina ⚜️ @rialina_
19K Followers 2K Following ON TOUR 2024! Comedian. I know, I know, you don't ALL think so. Ain't subjectivity a bitch. ☎️ [email protected] VO @AnotherTongue
Naomi Cooper @naomicooper
6K Followers 1K Following Comedian/Actor/Napper. Rep’d by @glorioustweet (comedy) & @thenarrowroadco (voice). Podcast @rhguiltysecrets 💎 You might know me as Philippa… 👀Thank you to all of the venues who hosted me (too many to list here!) and to @LiveNationUK who promoted me. Also thanks to @luketoulson and @alexkealy who helped me write and structure the show and @josephbor who filmed it - video coming when I have a chance to edit it! 2/3
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My new Stand-Up Beginners course in London Bridge w/ @angelcomedy starts March 12th Get more info 👉 bit.ly/AngelCourse Bucket list, Best Man speech, work presentation, fear of public speaking, midlife crisis; whatever your reason, learn how to do stand-up in just 5 weeks!
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Line-Up Announced For New Comedy Central Stand-Up Show shar.es/agbzCr @comedylopez @DaneBaptweets @TattyMacleod @pierrenovellie @kenchengcomedy @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @harrietkemsley @athenakugblenu @AliWoodsGigs @MissAHaddow @ComedyCentralUK
Anyone know this toerag, who is going around south London nicking parcels off doorsteps?
My first ever stand-up set on TV! Used to dream of days like this. Thanks for having me @ComedyCentralUK
@luketoulson your call is very important to them but they're just experiencing high call volumes
Very much looks like me and Geoff are about to star in a sitcom where I play his liberal woke son and he’s my hard ass conservative dad
#Tringe23 continues this evening with @GeoffNorcott and @elliotsteelcom previewing their new shows. A few tickets still available... get-stuffed.biz/tringe/geoff-n…
@luketoulson Just got worried about what this cat would do if Peppa Pig tries to pay with a cheque, this is all YOUR DOING.
Chelsea really are signing anyone. I wish myself good luck on this journey and hope I can break into the squad of 349 players.
Klopp on James Milner: "We have different plans for Milly but Milly wants to keep playing, and when you see him play the other night [against Wolves] I think everyone understands that. You can’t judge him normal for his age."
@chaosmonkey1892 @SenseiCarl_ @luketoulson Top quality 👏👏
Absolutely amazing set by all involved @luketoulson @tom_witcombe @TBCorNot @jpattersoncomic You guys are seriously going places
Wearing a baby sling with @luketoulson
Buzzing I’m actually living my dream and doing my own stand-up show at @edfringe ❤️ Thank you to my brilliant director @luketoulson and fabulous poster designer Catarina for making all this happen! Now time to enjoy it. Get your tickets here: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ali-w…
Covid lockdowns - the good stuff! - @luketoulson
Clear TB test. What a relief. Do it all again in July.
@65carolineC @MsVictoria2 @SimonBrodkin Me too, was so funny. Do either of you remember the warm up acts name? Thought he was brilliant too.
Join us for this amazing line-up at @UnleashedComedy in London on Tuesday 12th April. Featuring @LeoKearse @Perssontobias @taniaedwards @luketoulson @wilsonstandup and your MC @DominicFrisby. tinyurl.com/24v6dkch
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