white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

You can catch me at applebees drinking dolla-rita's™ with your baby momma the north portland peninsula Joined January 2013

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Ednes Gamer6000 @EdnesGamer

2 months ago

Meanwhile in Osaka, Japan: #wplace

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

3 years ago

We literally hire dozens of meth addicted homeless people every year and you're going to bitch and moan about professionalism and tell people to stop saying the word fuck

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

4 years ago

My body isn't really a temple it's a fundamentalist evangelical church that used to be a vape shop in a halfway abandoned strip mall in Arkansas

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

I saw a fucking creature that had the head of an owl and the body of a Greek god except it had hella Cthulhu ass vibes and I stg that mfer was trying to kill me but luckily my cat saved me 0/10 whack ass pyschedelic never doing dmt again also it smells like fucking shit

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Morten Øverbye  @morten

5 years ago

He promised to run the country like he ran his business. It ended with Rudy Giuliani outside Four Season Total Landscaping next to a dildo shop, after a staffer mistakenly thought the empty parking lot was a Four Seasons hotel.

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

Things are looking really hopeful rn, seeing as I haven't gone to college or had sex since the last democratic presidency

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

My heart goes out to everyone in Southern Oregon right now except for the gold digger bitch who murdered my grandfather

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

I have officially given up all hope in life and will be attempting to move back to Arlington at the end of my lease

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

This shit really hurts man I love you Seb gofundme.com/f/funeral-cost…

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

5 years ago

I have an incredibly toxic group of no friends

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

Bro you're like 45 and you put boxes onto a conveyor belt for a living please give up on your rap career

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

If my lungs look anything like my bong then I'm completely fucked

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

There are only two absolutes at UPS. We don't do drugs and we don't throw packages. Those are both hateful, disgusting lies.

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

Currently wiping my asshole with q-tips, watching my poor kitty go poop in sand that I had to steal. Fuck you if you're hoarding toilet paper or cat litter you're the fucking worst

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

My friends are handling sports being cancelled like normal responsible adults

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

I went to the doctor she said "are you sexually active?" I said that depends on your definition of sexually active.... Turns out the answer is no I'm not

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

"I will cash app this nasty ass bitch to stop sending me nudes"- Quinn

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

Should delete my Twitter and make a new one?

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself to drop out of high school

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white trash mid-atlantic man @lumsuh

6 years ago

Spending time with my family over the holidays made me realize I never want kids because my bloodline is abusive and toxic and I have the power to end it