Mackenzie @macklovescows
I'm sweating and writing a gay rom-com Joined October 2018-
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the week before i get my period
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i feel like Tár should be allowed to have another shot at the Oscars
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People in Gaza want a ceasefire and are not getting our humanitarian relief. If your capacity right now is only for donating, I suggest one of the following: 🧵
My sexual awakening
My sexual awakening
ngl this shit made me cry!!!
What y’all know about It’s Not Right But It’s Okay (Thunderpuss Mix)
What y’all know about It’s Not Right But It’s Okay (Thunderpuss Mix) https://t.co/9vwwrUwqZQ
Had my first real standup bomb where an old gentleman in the back maintained eye contact with me the entire time and just shook his head in disgust
Tried to get a nine year old to do his work by telling him actually Jake Paul loves to read
Stanley my stinky son
I really don't care if anyone saw Louis CK at MSG, I just want for us as a society to admit that no one actually cares about women or when men hurt them. One of the most painful realities of being a woman is seeing how deep misogyny runs - once you see it, you cannot unsee it.
Not to brag but I told a first grader two jokes and she asked for my autograph
can’t wait for Kevin James drag race appearance as the king of queens
I saw Lisa Vanderpump last night and she was ETHEREAL and her dog was in pajamas at the table. I’ll remember this moment forever
Shoutout to the literal baby who keeps waving to me as I cry in a laundromat
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Refusing to be in charge of food orders at work. Recently was planning a gaming day with a bunch of men & they decided to order pizzas and just moved on. I was like hold on, who’s ordering them? You should have seen their guilt ridden faces.
What’s your act of micro-feminism? 😂😂
there’s a doc on hulu called the contestant about this japanese game show where a guy lived alone in an apartment, couldn’t leave and had to survive off of magazine prizes and had no clue ppl all over the world were watching it on tv and it’s really good
Mariska Hargitay reveals ‘Law & Order’ creator Dick Wolf threatened to fire her when she cut her hair: “I have learned to advocate for myself, ironically, from Dick.”
how does one make a major career change at 30 without paying tens of thousands for another bachelors degree
Help. I need to borrow some heels so I can parody this at once.
this is my personal version of when famous actors join the MCU
The only real culturally queer person
'Glee' Star Darren Criss Says He Identifies as 'Culturally Queer' | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/MH8uS2g
We don’t talk enough about how these women lived in Miami and all they ever wore were sweaters and polyester.
imagine hating me and i’m just at home sitting like this
Me leaving the toilet after a huge diarrhea-like dump feeling skinny and relieved
'Glee' Star Darren Criss Says He Identifies as 'Culturally Queer' | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/MH8uS2g
Brian Cox says the Bible is 'one of the worst books ever' “The propaganda goes right the way back ... it starts with the idea that … out of Adam’s rib, this woman was created, and they’ll believe it cause they’re stupid … They need it, but they don’t need to be told lies, they…
dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings