Macro Imbriaco @macroimbriaco
Parody account Center of my own universe Joined June 2012-
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Ran out of career stepping stones, so time to hop to one of my own design. Cruchbase profile is already updated!
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I've got so many notches in my job bedpost, it actually collapsed this morning.
Hey, I just joined you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, #hireme maybe?
I threw a wish in the well, don't ask me, I'll never tell, I looked to me as it fell, And now GitHub is in hell
Even after a week that ended like this one, I’m loving not changing my job. Seriously can imagine being happier. CAN’T. I meant CAN’T
After a single day, I can see that GitHub gets the very best ops guy #onthemarket
I know it sounds implausible but for me, jobs are disposable. Know I’m a starlet, I’m always on the market, so hear my trumpet: dulcet #YOLO
Happy birthday to me, Happy birthday to me, I weigh a few pounds less now, Why don’t you come work for me!
You followed me because of ops, and you keep following me because of weight loss. Right?
@marcimbriaco go find your own ops hot air machine to parody. may I suggest @crucially?
Macro Imbriaco retweeted
@macroimbriaco @allspaw I'm pretty sure the one in the orange is @crucially.
Tumblr: 500 web servers, 40k pageview peak = 80 reqs/sec per server. That’s incredible for a group that doesn’t work for me. I’m hiring!
Macro Imbriaco retweeted
@markimbriaco i love to work with a winning dude. are you hiring?
That’s me and @allspaw in the center. The other three are up to you. I’m hiring. #voltronops
Macro Imbriaco retweeted
I pissed someone off enough that they made a parody Twitter account to say inane things about me. I think that means I win. @macroimbriaco
I often wish I had time to hack, but I also love thinking about how cool I am & hiring people. Tough balance to find. I'm hiring. #prideops
Macro Imbriaco retweeted
@markimbriaco Thanks, man!
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