Maddie Bean @madbeans
What’s happening? Joined October 2011-
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Y’all ever get the dreidel song from the 5th grade chorus holiday concert stuck in your head at the most random times
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I think social media has done amazing things for the culture and for comedy but unfortunately it’s just made me less funny and more depressed
Bernie Sanders is once again asking you to include the dimensions when you post furniture on fb marketplace
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one thing about me if i see a freshly baked pie left sitting on a windowsill to cool im stealing it
@raqq_em All I ask, all I want, and all I need
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Bury me with a few Oxford commas in my casket
@BeardRobinson Lmao ty!!! Almost felt bad picking it up, it was starting to look quite at home among the dust bunnies
Hey can someone please remind me tomorrow to pick up the grape that just dropped on the floor and rolled underneath my bed I’m too lazy to do it rn
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yeah I have Havana Syndrome. Im Havana nother beer lol
You ever go to the bathroom in a public establishment more than once and the 2+ times you go you’re like, this my stall 😍
The salty side of goldfish just hits different
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Charlie is paid piece rates— 75 cents per bucket. He’s by far the fastest in his crew. (just a Friday reminder of what we mean when we say #WeFeedYou)
If your dad’s fave character on Friends isn’t chandler, is he even a dad
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Me after sending out exactly one email
@kelbel_93 It just randomly turned up in the cheese drawer one day and now I’m obsessed!
Yo is fontina cheese really frickin good or am I just high
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