Samantha @manthasaurusrex

lover of blankets, flowers, and dinosaurs Joined October 2012

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a month ago

I hope he gets to The Good Place and it takes many Jeramy Beramies for him to realize he’s in The Bad Place.

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grace spelman @GraceSpelman

a month ago

when he comes back let’s all pretend we’re sleeping

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Maggie Mae Fish 🌈 @MaggieMaeFish

a month ago

Even if he didn't let's all pretend he did

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

Insta wouldn’t let me comment on a video about Vance “his ideas are stupid” so instead I commented “his ideas are sillier than socks on a rooster” and I rly hope that gets the point across.

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

Life is like walking through Jurassic Park.

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

my head if they made inside out

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bernice 🫶 @rainstormsswift

a year ago

she said youve seen the show for free too many times GET TO WORK

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thank you, kimari ❤️‍🔥 @onthattightrope

a year ago

nfl fans are about to get real confused when taylor swift subs in for butker this season

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

“Keep it in your butt” is the new “keep it in your pants”

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

They should bring back segregation but for ppl who shake their legs when sitting in a meeting vs ppl who don’t

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Samantha @manthasaurusrex

a year ago

I saw a fat, fuzzy, delightful bee in my yard today so I’m hoping that means the wasps haven’t moved in this year.

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I’m going to need everyone to stop mixing baking soda with vinegar to clean stuff. Just admit you like watching bubbles bc that glorified water isn’t cleaning or disinfecting anything. Use them individually or better yet, get a real cleaner okay?