The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

Getting ahead in business by doing absolutely nothing (or Marketing as we call it)..... England, United Kingdom Joined July 2016

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Mark Ritson @markritson

7 years ago

An excellent chart from the IAB showing the true horror of the death of TVnin the UK, US and Aus. Why doesn’t someone just shut down all TV stations now? They’re already done.

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

You can’t argue with that. Watch out for next week’s tweets on water being wet and bear’s toilet habits!

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Jesus. Christ

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richard shotton @rshotton

8 years ago

David Ogilvy's 1982 advice on how to write: Including point #4: jargon is the "hallmark of a pretentious ass" Via @ThamKhaiMeng

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ABSOLUT UK @ABSOLUTUK

8 years ago

A naked ambition to do better.

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Reuters Business @ReutersBiz

8 years ago

Goldman creates new commodities finance team as unit seeks turnaround reut.rs/2Fd5bdA

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Mike Jones begins training for Tokyo Paralympics #PremierLeague #bbcolympics #FootballFocus

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Having a QR code on the side of a van has to be the worst ide....hold on..I’ve just tweeted it...which means...what a great idea putting a QR on the side of a van is.

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Most consumer research is built around gauging rational response to stimulus. Which is the opposite to what actually happens in real life. This old school approach needs to shift if you want proper insight #marketingStrategy #marketing #insight

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Read this review. Then read this book. Then sell more of what you’re trying to market. It really is that simple....not really. But it’s a better start than you’ve ever been given before. @TheDrum @EhrenbergBass #marketing #brands

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

Earthquake motherfuckers! #bristol #earthquake

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The lazy marketer @marketer_lazy

8 years ago

The homepod is like the last and final ultimatum from a needy girlfriend. ‘If you don’t stick with me now then we’re over’ **Texts Sonos** #apple #applemusic #sonos #needygirlfriend