Andy Marr @marr_mite
🏳️🌈⚽️🏎 🐱🐱Scouser in Manchester. RTs and likes don’t = approval. Views my own. instagram.com/_andymarr Joined June 2011-
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The forced volume on some ads is going to be the final nail in the coffin of this shit app
What a nightmare for all involved
Sean Dyche wearing a suit. P32 - W9 - D8 - L15 Sean Dyche wearing a tracksuit: P3 - W3 - D0 - L0 Wear the tracksuit next season and we win the fucking lot. The whole fucking lot.
I know there’s a lot of people struggling but I forgot my earphones and the gym has no music on
Thank fuck almost bettered myself for a minute
Camo on lads is insanely fit id go feral for it
Nawww that’s such a cute way to never unclench your bum hole ever again
Nawww that’s such a cute way to never unclench your bum hole ever again
The response to this is what’s wrong in society. ✅ a pub that lets kids and dogs in is fine ✅ a pub that lets neither in is fine ✅ a pub that lets one not the other in is fine Let them cater to whichever one of those they want, go to another pub if you’re not in that group.
The response to this is what’s wrong in society. ✅ a pub that lets kids and dogs in is fine ✅ a pub that lets neither in is fine ✅ a pub that lets one not the other in is fine Let them cater to whichever one of those they want, go to another pub if you’re not in that group.
The tolerance for when the left are seen to make a mistake vs when the right make a mistake are worlds apart
The tolerance for when the left are seen to make a mistake vs when the right make a mistake are worlds apart
God wait until you find out about movies and tv shows your world will come crashing down
God wait until you find out about movies and tv shows your world will come crashing down
Selling my house for the first time. Asked the solicitor what is it they actually do during the sale. “Idk actually no one’s ever asked me before” Me: “do you do any searches etc? Sol: “no their solicitor does that” Me: “okay how much is the invoice” Sol: “£806” 😑😐😑😐
Why is it the creepiest looking things just want to be loved
Why is it the creepiest looking things just want to be loved
Did anyone else just used to have a massive pile of black bin bags at the end of the street each week and it was normal?
Did anyone else just used to have a massive pile of black bin bags at the end of the street each week and it was normal?
I’m 34 and same..
Tell you what that’s not an ordinary day is it
Tell you what that’s not an ordinary day is it
The replies to this start funny and get funnier.
The replies to this start funny and get funnier.
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Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
@sopurplehaze it’s going to flop and it deserves to flop
Tories so desperate to get any flight to Rwanda before elections that they just paid one person to volunteer. An extortionate pre-election gimmick costing UK taxpayers half a billion pounds. Should be putting that money into boosting our border security
Can someone explain how this isn’t a bus
In Zhuzhou, China, the world's first railless tram operates on virtual tracks, eliminating the need for physical rails. This innovative streetcar can travel up to 70 km/h and carry as many as 500 passengers…
just blew a guy and he asked me to be his therapist after??? 😬
@marr_mite @yourethefox @NoToPaperTigers @SandyofSuffolk @DrHoenderkamp When my eldest was 2, we decided to move from a property with no garden out to the ‘burbs. A good garden with a sizeable lawn where kids could play. 20 yrs on: neither he nor the younger sibling ever showed any interest in playing in the garden! 😂
am I stupid? does ‘15 minute city’ not just mean building things closer together? like this concept isn’t a walled compound or anything
When arguing with a 15 minute city advocate, ask them “What happens if I get the opportunity of a lifetime…my dream job, 30 minutes away by car?” The mental gymnastics that ensue demonstrate how you just can’t plan and control something as complex as human society.
@HCLPO You understand that a 15-minute city doesn't mean you're banned from taking trips longer than 15 minutes, right?
@HCLPO If I was living in a 15 minute city and I got a dream job that was a 30 minute drive away I’d hop in my car each day and drive 30 minutes to work at my dream job, but that’s just me.
@HCLPO Then you take the job. Nobody is saying we shouldn’t allow people to take jobs with a 30 minute commute
@HCLPO Probably they do the job half an hour away by car. There you go, no mental gymnastics required.
I'm going to need someone to explain to me what the fuck this is all about
A bizarre moment in today's IndyCar race at Barber Motorsport Park when a mannequin installed underneath a bridge as a trackside feature fell onto the track and surprisingly did not trigger a caution period despite being hit by a car. #IndyCar
Who paused the fella on the right 😭😭
GOAL! ⚽️ Myles Weston levels it up for @bromleyfc It’s game on!
Jaw dropping moment for me this evening, when I realised you can see #Liverpool from Teggs Nose, just outside Macclesfield!