Martin Wood @martin_webdev

Metal Guitarist, Web Developer, Car Mechanic, Grammar Nazi. Pronouns: Oi/Cunt! martinwebdev.co.uk Sydney Joined July 2012

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

11 months ago

Anyone who thinks #twitter/#x has a toxic community should spend 5 minutes on #threads! Holy fucking shit! 🤣 🤣

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Great, @TransportforNSW changes it's timetables, now T1 trains are much worse. From next week I either have to get up 10 minutes earlier, or be 5 minutes late for work every day. Thank god for flexible work, because bed wins that one! 🤣

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

a year ago

Either the 3rd or 4th time this year alone the power has gone down around me. Just more reason we need to look into going completely off grid, since @Ausgrid is so unreliable.

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

a year ago

The new #Fordcapri makes it official. #Ford fans are better at designing new Fords than @Ford themsleves are... Credit: instagram.com/lars_o_saeltzer

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

a year ago

Just saw a street interview with the @eSafetyOffice commissioner stating directly that she believes the government is responsible for deciding what speech is harmful. That is all the evidence I need that she is a clueless lunatic who needs to either step down, or be forced out!

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

a year ago

So who remembers @RichardHammond's game where you put "anal" in front of the names of caravans? Well I just passed one called "expanda", so thanks for that mental image hamster! 🤣🤣

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

2 years ago

Thought @NBN_Australia might be interested to see that 13 years ago 30mb Internet was considered reasonable in England. So for 50-100 to be the typical average today in Australia is really embarrassing! 🤣

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

2 years ago

So a @Westfieldau car park charged me incorrectly just now and nobody answered the intercom. Queueing cars behind me and no answer from support, I had no choice but to pay to leave. Rest assured, I'll be disputing the charges tomorrow.

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Martin Wood @martin_webdev

3 years ago

Anybody against #FreeTheQuartering and backing up the claim you're not allowed to share the image he did, is EXACTLY the same as those Karens who scream at you and claim you're not allowed to film in a public place!