Martin Bamford @martinbamford
Photographer (portraits, events, brands) 📸 Knowle Park Trust chairman 🌳 Cranleigh parkrun ED 🏃♂️ bearcontent.co.uk Cranleigh, Surrey, UK Joined May 2008-
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Football photography tonight, documenting @OfficialCranes win against @wpfcfirstteam Reserves to secure the SCILW Reserve Challenge Cup. Lots of photos to follow.
Increasingly editing photos on my iPhone, after sending them wirelessly from my Nikon. Downloaded Lightroom Mobile this evening and loving the results. After/before.
Yoga shoot on the park amphitheatre this afternoon 📸
Turned out nice this afternoon.
Sandpiper on the bank of the Knowle Park lake. @Crane_Spotter
A few snaps from Cranleigh parkrun today #loveparkrun
Slightly better edits of the Crossbills on Winterfold this morning @Crane_Spotter
Amazing to see Crossbills on Winterfold Heath this morning. Thank you @Crane_Spotter for the call. Will do some proper editing later.
Had some camera setting issues this morning (now fixed) so forced to shoot jpegs in an auto mode (urgh!) but happy enough with the results.
I was attacked by a swan this morning while I was giving a guided tour to a group of 20 ecologists. How's your day going?
Good to hear this evening from Julian Glover, author of the protected landscapes review. Thank you @SurreyHillsNL for the invitation.
Attempting to photograph the Swallows again and then this Little Egret flew straight over my head #cranleigh
A trip to Albury Vineyard this afternoon to say farewell to Wendy Varcoe who is stepping down from her role at Surrey Hills Enterprises.
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Ridiculously hard to photograph but I spent about an hour lying at the edge of the lake trying to snap the Swallows in Knowle Park, Cranleigh.
Cranleigh junior parkrun in Knowle Park this morning. A new course and attendance record? #loveparkrun
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Happy returns! First Swifts of the year back in Cranleigh this evening with a trio of the advance guard over the house.
At last - I waited a year and a half for Crossbill on Winterfold and this morning was finally rewarded with 20+ on the Heath. Got none on my patch last year! @SurreyBirdNews
Darting gems back in the sky over #Cranleigh this morning with ten House Martin joining a swirl of Swallows on their journey to wherever ( too early for the local breeders yet)
@martinbamford @PolemicTMM My wife still 100% believes this.
@martinbamford No, sorry. I think you need to have a word with The King.
@martinbamford You need a friendlier swan
@martinbamford @PolemicTMM Don’t forget other important swan-related trivia: swans are the property of the crown…except in the Borough of Maidstone where a quirk in the original charter of incorporation awarded them to the Mayor.
@martinbamford I felt a very short intake on breath reading the first three words, followed by an urge to laugh as I read the next few.
@martinbamford ... you'd still be arguing over whether it was even a swan
@PolemicTMM @martinbamford And as a follow up, if it broke both, are you typing this using neuralink or your big toe?
@martinbamford Did you have both arms broken or just the one?
@martinbamford Was it a black swan or were you expecting it?
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Thank you for having us Martin. We had a fabulous time in Cranleigh and Knowle Park.
Lovely to welcome @GuildfordBard to Knowle Park, Cranleigh today for their sold out Sonnet Walks.
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