Matt Nikzad @mathiasnixon
the ruminations of a 13th-century monk the low-cal calzone zone Joined December 2016-
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Skateboard decks hand crafted by Iranian artisans in Esfahan
mannn i miss having actual conversations with her
@fatimazsaid Alhamdulillah for the stillness of the earth underneath my feet.
wish i could skip the emotional processing and just have processed emotions
why do i love impressionist art but not impressionist music
pilot: we’ll be landing shortly passengers: ok pilot: on the moon passengers: what pilot: i went too high
donda????? 🙄🤨 more like….. ¿dónde? 😅🥴😫🧐
reverse gatekeeping where i force everyone around me to get into a thing i like
me: *pulls into gas station* google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing
investor: so it’s like a spoon going into a baby’s mouth? orville wright: but in the air, yes
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year bit.ly/3vYdmRm
🔬Original #Research📢 "Who's on first?" It’s your white dad: A quantitative analysis of the effects of having a white father on contemporary awareness of Abbott and Castello’s (1938) “Who’s on First” M Pease, Emily G Zhou (@hypernoodl), Irene E Guggenheim-Triana (@igt_irene)
Sad cuz my metro card is one of my favorite objects
the CDC has recommended that john mulaney slow down a little bit
if u have a cat tell them i said pspspsps
Ouromoros_ @Ouromoros11
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شادی شعاعی @shadishoai85
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SEMC China @SemcgroupJl
15 Followers 137 Following SEMC is a Chinese Company having Offices in china and Pakistan.
m pease @_mpease
488 Followers 878 Following 🏳️⚧️ they/she/ze 🐢 counseling psychology phd student at umd ☕ aspiring oat milk latte artist
Elijah Tackaberry @ElijahTackaber1
11 Followers 32 Following Hey guys, I'm Elijah or Eli, I hope to bring joy through my happiness and singing. Please do enjoy your stay.
Amir @MUFC_Amir
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cory @coryylewis
73 Followers 218 Following
annie @ann1ejk
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haleema @haleemaaai
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Tprobst @Tprobst3
83 Followers 170 Following Perry Hall High School 2019 University of Maryland 2023
camryn grindle @camryn_grindle
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Mandy Schofield @char_manders_
138 Followers 307 Following Biological Sciences, M.S. Parreno Lab 🔬 University of Delaware
Elijah @Elijah81409365
4 Followers 22 Following Hey guys I'm Elijah I'm a singer and actor I'll be posting videos every week. If you have song request just hmu Inst:elijahtackaberryofficial Sc:elijahtackaberr
Alicia💋 @_a_l_i_c_i_a_g_
142 Followers 278 Following your local free financial advisor and therapist. please don’t call me.
Sepid sepid @Sepidsepid2
4 Followers 57 Following
Brice Bender @air_bender98
37 Followers 234 Following
Kelly Smith @kelly_smith1225
18 Followers 75 Following I am the best I can be, but I will always strive to be better -me
Maria @marmari___
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kimia ☆ ☆ @kimia__02
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سرندپیتی @serende_piti
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Sahithi Buddula @sahithiii_b
147 Followers 112 Following
Rita azemati @RitaAzemati
6 Followers 206 Following Wife, Mother, Daughter , Master Chemist, Researcher, Pharma enthusiastic, Sculptor, Hair icon
Olivia Heier @olivia_heier
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Anay Zaveri @AnayZaveri2
47 Followers 240 Following
Aria Jalalian, MD @aria_jalalian
23 Followers 49 Following Lankenau Medical Center Internal Medicine PGY2 | Univ of Maryland College Park & School of Medicine Alumni 🐢 | Aspiring Gastroenterologist | Views are my own
angry (she/her) @hewarren115
167 Followers 906 Following BLM, pro-choice, very tired for no apparent reason, Christian
Ouromoros_ @Ouromoros11
43 Followers 54 Following
m pease @_mpease
488 Followers 878 Following 🏳️⚧️ they/she/ze 🐢 counseling psychology phd student at umd ☕ aspiring oat milk latte artist
Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt
265K Followers 3K Following We’re building a movement of young people to stop climate change & create millions of good jobs in the process #GreenNewDeal | Text GND to 88504 for updates ☀️
Elijah Tackaberry @ElijahTackaber1
11 Followers 32 Following Hey guys, I'm Elijah or Eli, I hope to bring joy through my happiness and singing. Please do enjoy your stay.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Amir @MUFC_Amir
55 Followers 295 Following
mugshawtys @mugshawtys
517K Followers 158 Following hope bae gets bail | owner: @jay_jeffs | 1.3m+ on IG https://t.co/959iHL9gdt
cory @coryylewis
73 Followers 218 Following
annie @ann1ejk
21 Followers 24 Following
m@thew @TweetPotato314
44K Followers 598 Following retired: @tweetpotato314 ︎new: https://t.co/eGYheQADS5 personal: @antelopish
haleema @haleemaaai
125 Followers 125 Following
Tprobst @Tprobst3
83 Followers 170 Following Perry Hall High School 2019 University of Maryland 2023
Mandy Schofield @char_manders_
138 Followers 307 Following Biological Sciences, M.S. Parreno Lab 🔬 University of Delaware
Alicia💋 @_a_l_i_c_i_a_g_
142 Followers 278 Following your local free financial advisor and therapist. please don’t call me.
Brice Bender @air_bender98
37 Followers 234 Following
kimia ☆ ☆ @kimia__02
305 Followers 251 Following
Olivia Heier @olivia_heier
4 Followers 17 Following
Aria Jalalian, MD @aria_jalalian
23 Followers 49 Following Lankenau Medical Center Internal Medicine PGY2 | Univ of Maryland College Park & School of Medicine Alumni 🐢 | Aspiring Gastroenterologist | Views are my own
angry (she/her) @hewarren115
167 Followers 906 Following BLM, pro-choice, very tired for no apparent reason, Christian
Sahithi Buddula @sahithiii_b
147 Followers 112 Following
afrobangs @afrobangs
94 Followers 311 Following Exploring questions of passion, purpose, and meaning.
Hehe @hehememetoken
577K Followers 10 Following The People's Meme #HEHE Token https://t.co/6z8CjeckpJ
Ms.yummy @tarayummy
391K Followers 878 Following IG: Tarayummyy • Youtube: Tarayummy • Twitch : Tarayummy
Perry Hall HS Band @perryhallband
203 Followers 37 Following Perry Hall High School band program maintains a longstanding tradition of excellence in school music.
Bibek Gurung @_bibek_g
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gucci princess @demetriakay
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HAPPY GHANAIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY 🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭🎉🎉🎉
Nardwuar: this is your umbilical cord Rapper: thats crazy man. i ain't seen that in forever
I can’t believe caskets cost $4,000.00. Y’all can just airfry me
the appalachian mountains are older than saturn’s rings. the appalachian mountains are older than dinosaurs. the appalachian mountains are older than trees. the appalachian mountains are literally older than BONES. the appalachian mountains should be regarded with pure terror.
It’s gotta be wild to be Russia right now, imagine being a world power that thought it would easily overthrow a country a third their population then continuously be held off due to underestimating their military and low morale. That would be like if the US invaded Vietnam and th
we’ve never been so jivided
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It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it
damn this shit easy as hell
Quick tip for men: just send her any picture of two animals being cute with the caption "us"
you can’t just abbreviate phrases all william nilliam
purple hair ? and 1st first-author publication acceptance ? in the same day ?! it's more likely than you'd think !
this is the best day of my life
starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable
when the beatles said “he got feet down below his knees” i thought, fuck yes. i have feet down there too
Betty White was 17 days from being 100 but she lived through more than 17 leap years so those extra days count to me. She made it.
the beatles wrote some of the best songs of all time but they also wrote a bunch that sound like a haunted carnival and we kind of just let it slide
@westcoastia @elliepeek I like some of their songs
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