Matthew Standley @matt_stan81

Cook. Cyclist. Believes in coyotes, and time as an abstract. Misses the comfort in being sad. Banbury, England Joined February 2017

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John Crace @JohnJCrace

2 years ago

So weird that he doesn’t call an election then…

Edwina Currie @Edwina_Currie

2 years ago

So weird that he doesn’t call an election then…

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Cllr Benali Hamdache @greenbenali

2 years ago

If your fiscal rules don’t include saving the planet, your rules are wrong

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January 1 2007: Raymond van Barneveld wins World Championship final 🏆 January 21 2007: Luke Littler is born 👶 December 30 2023: Raymond van Barneveld faces Luke Littler in the World Championship 🎯 Stuff of dreams for 16-year-old @LukeTheNuke180 ❤️

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Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming

2 years ago

@biztradegovuk Can I have Freedom of Movement instead please?

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Adam Tranter @adamtranter

2 years ago

If you earn under £30,000 per year and live in the West Midlands, you could be eligible for free @WMCycleHire or e-scooter credits from @TransportForWM. This could help you save £££ on transport and help you travel sustainably too. Apply 👇 tfwm.org.uk/plan-your-jour…

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Dr Lacey Bonar Hull @LaceyBonarHull

2 years ago

A medieval Christmas hedgehog for your Christmas Eve 🎄🦔 This little guy dates from around 1302 and can be found in Verdun, Bibliothèque Municipale MS 107, fol. 8

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Ian McMillan @IMcMillan

2 years ago

As it’s Christmas Eve, I’ll repost this piece I wrote a few years ago. Hold your loved ones close, everybody.

Ian McMillan @IMcMillan

8 years ago

As it’s Christmas Eve, I’ll repost this piece I wrote a few years ago. Hold your loved ones close, everybody.

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Jane Albert 💫❤️💙🖤🤍⚽️ @fivestarjane

2 years ago

Shut up Joey Barton.

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Neil Watson-Slorance @neilslorance

2 years ago

when you balls up a poached egg

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C20 Society @C20Society

2 years ago

⚠️BREAKING NEWS // Following a legal challenge by campaigners, Birmingham City Council have agreed to reconsider the Planning Committee decision for demolition of the Ringway Centre. A welcome step from the council and a huge milestone in the battle to save this Brum landmark!

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Matthew Standley @matt_stan81

2 years ago

Copy and paste this into a quote tweet, changing one fetter each time until the original meaning is unintelligible.

Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain

2 years ago

Copy and paste this into a quote tweet, changing one fetter each time until the original meaning is unintelligible.

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Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 @rorybremner

2 years ago

FFS. There are now at least SIX Tory Parties. ERG, NRG, Common Sense Group(!), New Conservatives, Conservative Growth Group, One Nation Group, & the People’s Front of Judea. And policy is being made up simply to keep them happy. Wouldn’t it be better to send THEM to Rwanda?