Maxine Batterton @maxbatts
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Ha! So does my chauffeur!
I predict that Prince Andrew's defence of "you can't sue me because my nonce mate paid you not to sue his nonce mates" should draw a line under things.
"The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.” — Groucho Marx (via Mark Hamill @HamillHimself )
Imagine thinking that not using Facebook for a day is punishment
To allow gamekeepers to kill crows and jackdaws to "protect" pheasants and partridges, the pheasants and partridges are classed as livestock. But you aren't allowed to shoot livestock for sport, so when pheasants and partridges are being shot, they're classed as wildlife. Thread/
Always. Always one rule for us, another for him. Boris Johnson will shirk every responsibility possible. He is unfit to be our Prime Minister now, or ever.
Always. Always one rule for us, another for him. Boris Johnson will shirk every responsibility possible. He is unfit to be our Prime Minister now, or ever.
No, Prince Andrew shouldn’t be “exempt” from facing charges of sexually abusing children. I’m not sure how this is a controversial point of view.
Jamie Murray on Novak Djokovic's medical exemption: "I think if it was me that wasn't vaccinated I wouldn't be getting an exemption" #AustralianOpen
The Prime Minister has rampantly lied to Parliament and serially broken the Ministerial Code by refusing to correct the record but apparently his new haircut and tie is what’s news worthy
The Prime Minister has rampantly lied to Parliament and serially broken the Ministerial Code by refusing to correct the record but apparently his new haircut and tie is what’s news worthy
those 7000 air filters will all go to Eton, won't they?
The most beautiful eyes you will see in your life 🧡 #NaturePhotography
Donald Trump's children refuse to testify in fraud inquiry bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
Elizabeth Holmes: Theranos founder convicted of fraud bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…
Vaccines Minister Maggie Throup on @SkyNews doesn’t have a clue how many Briton’s are in self isolation or how many NHS trusts have declared critical incidents. What is this Government basing its planning on??
No idea about the legality of it, but I don't think that "You can't sue me for sexual assault because 12 years ago one of my sex-offender friends paid you to promise that you wouldn't ever sue any of his friends for sexual assault" is a great look
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