Max Anderson @maxwell5902
A real human being St Cloud, MN Joined December 2016-
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Idk how to explain this to a bunch of dorks with no social life, but the point of a bartender is that they are human
Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock
@juan_pasalagua @dieworkwear Blue check bot ✅ Shilling shitcoins and AI ✅ Here’s your engagement, now you’re blocked
@LetsgoB95798548 @gopher_marc @CollinRugg This same shit happens to plenty of regular people every year. Maybe you should stop licking the boot and realize that if they do this to a rich golfer they’ll do it to you and yours either. Backing the blue is a fucking joke
They're just fucking with us at this point.
i do have a resting IQ of about 80, however , im known to "Activate" iqs of ≥200, by doing my special Focus Stance, or by Abusing Poppers .
@c30c60c90yo @ThatOtherMtnJoe @nycsouthpaw @Morning_Joe Good then you should just shut the fuck up when you don’t know about things instead of jumping up to be a boot licking moron.
@mitchprime Glow reactor is the move. I have the glow and neutron and the glow adds that tick of stability you’re looking for. I use my kaxe Z for hyzer flips and turnovers and I barely have 400’ of power full tilt.
@SandyFrizzle oh man an insufferable force meeting an irredeemable object
I say it all the time.. you know baseball is the hardest sport when ELITE ATHLETES look like this trying to play the sport
TRENDING: #Texans QB C.J. Stroud throwing a baseball 😭
good tailoring allows for movement
Racegoers fight each other as they scuffle on the second day of the Grand National Festival horse race meeting at Aintree Racecourse in Liverpool, north-west England (2024) #GrandNational
It's hard to see people living your dreams
@d_dunkerton13 @BaseballQuotes1 😂😂 but 30 feet closer to the batter with the same exit velo
@ArchwayDefense @PolarJohan15 I’ve lived in Minnesota my whole life. They blocked you because you’re 100% wrong and an idiot. Hope this helps 🥰
@tugboat_reborn @coffeeandcinema @zachsilberberg I have one too
16 year old child ground to death in a poultry processing plant, in 2023. Over a hundred years later and the same atrocities described in Upton Sinclair's 'the Jungle', the horrors of the meatpacking industry, are still happening to working class immigrants.
A Mississippi poultry plant is being fined $212,646 after a 16 year-old boy was caught in a machine and killed. Duvan Tomas Perez, an immigrant from Guatemala, died on July 14 on an evening shift at the Mar-Jac’s plant. news.bloomberglaw.com/safety/teenage…
hilarious
These were all ppl who were just thought to be missing Amongst the 215 bodies was a boy who was ran over by an off-duty cop. They never told his mom When the body was finally exhumed, they tried to say they didn’t know who he was. But his ID was found in his pants front pocket
They found 215 fuckin bodies behind a jail in Jackson, Mississippi then the state made the families pay to claim the bodies. When I say "fuck the police" I mean that shit. This state truly is hell because this is NOT the first time here in Mississippi. jacksonadvocateonline.com/crump-wants-in…
@AlanDersh Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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