Michael McDonald @mcdonaldcomedy
Individual. The rest are just adjectives. IG: thebestmichaelmcdonald Joined October 2009-
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Live footage as I wait for my next gig in this insane new post strike world:
Live footage as I wait for my next gig in this insane new post strike world:
Live footage of the truth being extracted from a politician:
Live footage of the truth being extracted from a politician:
Looking for something to do in LA tomorrow? Come see me and one of my comedy heroes, @hitchmichael onstage for a conversation about all things comedy at the Groundlings Theater!
Looking for something to do in LA tomorrow? Come see me and one of my comedy heroes, @hitchmichael onstage for a conversation about all things comedy at the Groundlings Theater!
Footage of when the bartender didn't serve me my vodka of choice:
Footage of when the bartender didn't serve me my vodka of choice:
I had the great pleasure of working with Mr. Walsh in the 1990's. He was a fantastic actor, and a generous mentor who taught me more about working on a film set than any school ever could. RIP sir.
I had the great pleasure of working with Mr. Walsh in the 1990's. He was a fantastic actor, and a generous mentor who taught me more about working on a film set than any school ever could. RIP sir.
My inner monologue every time I think about making a joke at work:
My inner monologue every time I think about making a joke at work:
Thought I’d share a recording of my last audition:
Thought I’d share a recording of my last audition:
Happy Birthday to the one and only: @larainenewman who is as sweet as she is talented
Timeline cleanse:
Timeline cleanse:
Footage of me receiving any compliment
Footage of me receiving any compliment
Footage from when I look at a Happy hour menu:
Footage from when I look at a Happy hour menu:
Live footage from my last writing notes call.
Live footage from my last writing notes call.
Live footage after I ate a sidewalk hotdog cooked on a cookie sheet over sterno
Live footage after I ate a sidewalk hotdog cooked on a cookie sheet over sterno
I watched this and I STILL don't know how mirrors are made.
I watched this and I STILL don't know how mirrors are made.
I heard there were some FANTASTIC supporting players
I heard there were some FANTASTIC supporting players
Americans are obsessed with protein. They eat about 2x as much of it as the federal government advises, and 60% of US adults are trying to get even more of it into their diets. Excessive protein consumption could be making us sick. It's also wrecking the planet. How much…
Since the late, great #PatrickSwayze was trending, I thought I would show how much better he was than me in every way - even in IDENTICAL CIRCUMSTANCES: youtu.be/CjD9rcE014k?si… via @YouTube
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