meltingfish @meltingfish2
Because the world needs to know what I had for dinner on Tuesday. Eastern US. In the hallway. Joined September 2009-
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it is not antisemitic to protest the war crimes of the state of Israel, and its US-backed military the IDF, against the innocent civilians of Gaza.
Biden Carried Away By Ants bit.ly/3xYkanW
Thank you to all the people who saved my beautiful husband. And to all the people who’ve supported both of us through this horrendous rollercoaster. Hug your people close. 🖤
I take back everything I’ve said
I take back everything I’ve said
GONE FISHIN’ A little message from me about moving over more to our Facebook and Instagram accounts. Find me there.✌️
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Trump Releases ‘God Bless The USA’ Quran bit.ly/3PItiCO
God's most perfect creature
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Dear trump Republicans: The election was not "stolen." Your guy just sucked. I mean, boy was he BAD. Like, legendarily bad. He lost because he had 7 million fewer votes. He got impeached TWICE. He lost millions of jobs. He mishandled covid. He told people not to vote early. He…
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this is just going to get everyone agitated
this is just going to get everyone agitated
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it is not antisemitic to protest the war crimes of the state of Israel, and its US-backed military the IDF, against the innocent civilians of Gaza.
Teaching my first History course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student
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Thank you to all the people who saved my beautiful husband. And to all the people who’ve supported both of us through this horrendous rollercoaster. Hug your people close. 🖤
I try and tell you what I am reading in the hope that some are intelligent enough to read but I am surprised by the amount of venom generated by people who seem to just push around prejudice without considering reading anything apart from the internet. It’s disappointing but I…
I take back everything I’ve said
This is how Jupiter protects Earth. It acts as a gatekeeper for our planet, preventing most asteroids from entering the inner orbits of the solar system.
GONE FISHIN’ A little message from me about moving over more to our Facebook and Instagram accounts. Find me there.✌️
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The winning video by Joel Orloff for Breathe (In The Air) in Pink Floyd's The Dark Side Of The Moon 50th Anniversary Animation Video Competition.
America, pull it together. @Lesdoggg
I get no pleasure in having to characterize my country as panicky, inefficient, and stuck on stupid. But that’s what we are.
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