Mike Chaplin @mfchaplin
I write things and you read them. Joined January 2010-
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got cut off by a car with the plate cgrnnygo. another sign of aging.
attention all 'esters': one of you left your bathing suit in the greenfield mass YMCA. also, please remember your own cell phone number.
old old old old old old old old port port port port port port port port
Hey. Blakey poo here. I just finished the longest drum recording session of my life today. Thought y'all... fb.me/16oDn62GM
@Rcondo1 you don't really need the 'it', or you could use a colon after 'gum'. you might as well fix it.
@Rcondo1 @erik_kenney nope. still 0 glasses.
@Erik_Kenney well i have 0 meal plan money. and 0 real money. and 0 food in my stomach. wanna be my lunch date? subway? ;)
Well here's where I woke up this morning. Don't know how or why, but my glasses and 30 dollars are gone #lastwingnight
try to pass the regular hot sauce as sriacha sauce? YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR LACKMAN, YOU'VE GONE MUCH TOO FAR
real friends jump on the subway tracks to retrieve their drunken idiot friend's cell phone. @AaronRichards09 #ioweyouone
@SuburbanHipster you don't hold back huh?
"I'm @Rcondo1, a film major, and I'm gonna work at a circus." "I'm @mfchaplin, a marketing major, and I have a penis drawn on my forehead"
@aIIie_meyer dammit i'm just seeing this now. it had a good run... poor little guy(s)...
stairway to heaven is one of the best songs ever written. #jimmyfuckingpage
@mmichler I knew i wasnt gonna use the disc rental service for long, so i rented 3 movies i wanted to by and reported each of them missing
@Erik_Kenney @Rcondo1 I watched it too. I have to say that Drunk Uncle had a lot of good points.
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